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by Audax67
11 Dec 2019, 2:00pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8078
Views: 305020

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"Negative waves Moriarty” murmured Grytpype-Thynne. A cardboard replica of widow twankys Sunday dinner appeared to levitate wontonly, Chinese dumplings floating like paper moons over cold porridge. Ronnie Barker demanded handles for forks, but Bonnie Langford said gave him four 'ose and a rubbe...
by Audax67
11 Dec 2019, 1:57pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 543
Views: 52972

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

mercalia wrote:who are Coldplay?


My sentiments too, except that I would have said what's.
by Audax67
8 Dec 2019, 10:06am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Cyclist with road rage
Replies: 21
Views: 770

Re: Cyclist with road rage

Messieurs les Flamingants. Rien ne change.

https://youtu.be/fGpV8rX-9oA
by Audax67
7 Dec 2019, 3:08pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8078
Views: 305020

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Negative waves Moriarty” murmured Grytpype-Thynne. A cardboard replica of widow twankys Sunday dinner appeared to levitate wontonly, Chinese dumplings floating like paper moons over cold porridge. Ronnie Barker demanded handles for forks, but Bonnie Langford said gave him four 'ose and a rubber bath...
by Audax67
5 Dec 2019, 2:30pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8078
Views: 305020

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

“Negative waves Moriarty” murmured Grytpype-Thynne. A cardboard replica of widow twankys Sunday dinner appeared to levitate wontonly, Chinese dumplings floating like paper moons over cold porridge. Ronnie Barker demanded handles for forks, but Bonnie Langford said gave him four 'ose and a rubber bat...
by Audax67
5 Dec 2019, 2:24pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: J'aime la France
Replies: 5
Views: 343

Re: J'aime la France

Well, the shops are open and the post was delivered. For the rest, being retired, I've hardly bothered to look. From what I've seen it's mainly the SNCF & hospitals that are cutting up rough. SNCF folk have low retirement ages, largely because driving a steam-engine left people knackered at 50, ...
by Audax67
4 Dec 2019, 8:53am
Forum: Health and fitness
Topic: Sprained ankle and after a few months there is no improvement - should I see my doctor again?
Replies: 12
Views: 390

Re: Sprained ankle and after a few months there is no improvement - should I see my doctor again?

A physio here would want to see X-rays before doing anything. Did the hospital give them to you or send them on to your GP? If so I'd go back to the doc first and make sure he sees them. BTW, to hell with not wanting to appear a hypochondriac. It's your foot and because of the injury you can't use i...
by Audax67
3 Dec 2019, 5:07pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The General Election Thread **
Replies: 1327
Views: 25801

Re: ** The General Election Thread **

It also involves interning asylum seekers for years in Papua New Guinea.

The UK would probably use Rockall.
by Audax67
2 Dec 2019, 8:35am
Forum: Bikes & Bits – Technical section
Topic: Spinup front 'spoke' dynamo arrives....but?
Replies: 20
Views: 923

Re: Spinup front 'spoke' dynamo arrives....but?

"Speed limit 70 kph"? Shucks.

Ohne mich.
by Audax67
1 Dec 2019, 2:27pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The General Election Thread **
Replies: 1327
Views: 25801

Re: ** The General Election Thread **

bovlomov wrote:Thanks for ruining Christmas!


Usually, Christmas ruins me.
by Audax67
27 Nov 2019, 11:17am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 21351
Views: 522979

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Cugel wrote:What would a kippered BoJo be like?

Cugel


Much like any other kippered Johnson, I should think.
by Audax67
23 Nov 2019, 9:30am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: The "Royals" Thread ( was Poor Old Harry or Andy)
Replies: 219
Views: 6669

Re: The "Royals" Thread ( was Poor Old Harry or Andy)

Everyone involved in passing acts of parliament into law should be elected not appointed or there by accident of birth. Which is what happens. The Lords can only delay for further consideration. The Queen must sign what she is given. She has zero discretion. Through convention the monarch assents t...
by Audax67
22 Nov 2019, 10:18am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8078
Views: 305020

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Saving my smelly socks to launch the "Soxit" campaign, the washing basket burst asunder, disgorging Maggie's best bloomers and a box jellyfish, which stung like a butterfly. Stuck in the mid-life crisis talks, Theresa declared Jam rolly pollys would replace the beers and crisps. “Negative ...
by Audax67
18 Nov 2019, 10:56am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 21351
Views: 522979

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Nah, Eastern Europe is extreme right, the UK lot are just nest-feathering basturd right.
by Audax67
17 Nov 2019, 2:14pm
Forum: Health and fitness
Topic: My Year 2019 and Health or lack of!
Replies: 16
Views: 830

Re: My Year 2019 and Health or lack of!

Gawd, that's a right butcher's bill. I bellyache about my own afflictions, but they're twinges in comparison.

I hope the quacks can shore you up enough for you to get out to a few good cake shops. When you can ride off the extra calories it does wonders for the health, mental and physical.