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by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 8:58pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 120
Views: 9763

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Monkey-brain, motron-brain

'There are only two of these monkey-brain skulls in the country, one is in a museum and the other belongs to me' said the professor
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 8:55pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: New words/vocab on these fora
Replies: 160
Views: 12918

Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Deforms

Changes that do not cause improvement
(Politrick-speak: 'reforms')
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 8:54pm
Forum: Campaigning & Public Policy
Topic: Swapping penalty points
Replies: 77
Views: 2049

Re: Swapping penalty points

Of no, the Grauniad reports that a labour whip is under investigation for trying to swap points :(
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 8:53pm
Forum: Family Cycling
Topic: Help me work out how to transport my growing family!
Replies: 3
Views: 53

Re: Help me work out how to transport my growing family!

landsurfer wrote:Get a Car ... keep the kids safe in a nice tin box .... :) ... you know want too ...........

No no no, not TDC again, the tragedy of drive-cycling :?
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 8:36pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 8377
Views: 218803

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

mercalia wrote:well one good thing to come out of all this ( from her point of view) she gets a nice pension for life? is that true?

Of course, but she does not need it, her husband is a rich businessperson :wink:
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 8:24pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 120
Views: 9763

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

'I have been honoured with an appointment as Special Advisor to King Charles III', announced a professor of organic agriculture

'God shave the King!', breathed his wife
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 6:41pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 120
Views: 9763

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Not so much a joke but another story proving that Bullies are Cowards The nazis persecuted the church and executed some parish priests One day the trench-coat guys called on the bishop of Osnabrueck and asked him to accompany them to the station -Please to wait while I get dressed- said the bish. Th...
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 11:21am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Speed Awareness Course
Replies: 208
Views: 4283

Re: Speed Awareness Course

2m - tip of the iceberg
One is likelier to win the lottery than to be caught exceeding the maximum speed limit :(
by brynpoeth
15 Nov 2018, 9:48am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Speed Awareness Course
Replies: 208
Views: 4283

Re: Speed Awareness Course

It is best to keep well below the maximum speed limit
by brynpoeth
14 Nov 2018, 10:38pm
Forum: Does anyone know … ?
Topic: 1963 National Road Race Championship
Replies: 28
Views: 1059

Re: 1963 National Road Race Championship

Independents were sort of professionals
by brynpoeth
14 Nov 2018, 10:03pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Speed Awareness Course
Replies: 208
Views: 4283

Re: Speed Awareness Course for CUK CEO

Paulatic wrote:AFAC2198-17A8-406C-AEC7-7497276A183B.jpeg
Nothing surprises me about this guy.

He uses the brakes instead of the gears to check speed downhill! :(

Is this comparable to swapping points? Should he have tried to keep it secret?
by brynpoeth
14 Nov 2018, 9:59pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Speed Awareness Course
Replies: 208
Views: 4283

Re: Speed Awareness Course

Like the dead man's handle on a train, to keep one awake and alert :?

Best to keep below 30 throughout :wink:
by brynpoeth
14 Nov 2018, 9:28pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Speed Awareness Course
Replies: 208
Views: 4283

Re: Speed Awareness Course

Never happened to me in Wales or elsewhere

Are things different in Wales now?
by brynpoeth
14 Nov 2018, 8:40pm
Forum: Campaigning & Public Policy
Topic: The (ir)responsibily of the Media
Replies: 35
Views: 893

Re: The (ir)responsibily of the Media

White males are fewer in number but 'earn' more and pay more tax

I love paying tax, wish I could pay more

Yes! More taxes! :D
by brynpoeth
14 Nov 2018, 8:24pm
Forum: Campaigning & Public Policy
Topic: The (ir)responsibily of the Media
Replies: 35
Views: 893

Re: The (ir)responsibily of the Media

landsurfer wrote:
brynpoeth wrote:I believe 'jokes' about black people, females and other groups are non grata now


So just White Males then .......The biggest group of tax payers in England .....

I am a white male, quite happy with that :wink:

No! New taxes! :)