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by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 9:51pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 145
Views: 10930

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

This lentil soup is lovely! Did you open the tin yourself?
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 9:47pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

mercalia wrote:
Bonefishblues wrote:
Bonefishblues wrote:Strap yourselves in chums, it's going to be an interesting week!

This was a more prophetic post than it deserved to be :?


quoting yourself that must be a first :lol:

No it's not, I often do it :wink: :wink:
Try making more prophecies, they might come true :?
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 9:14pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

If I feel queer I go to the doctor, she knows much more than I do

Likewise, politicians are experts on politricks, they should have stuck to that instead of asking The People

Plus One for representative democracy!
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 9:11pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 145
Views: 10930

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

-Little Amanda, I would like to give you a book for Christmas

-Please grandma, may I have your savings bank book?
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 7:17pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Hi, I'm saying nowt. :lol: :lol: :lol: ............... other than get out asap. +1 that makes two of us :) Reminds me of Devon and Cornwall police: Sargent Devon & Constable Cornwall :? 15 have voted leave in my poll so far, so there are at least 13 others. Voting is secret of course, Plus One!...
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 7:14pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

The same happened in trumpland, Clinton got more votes but lost :?
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 6:57pm
Forum: Racing, Olympics, TdF, Competitive cycling
Topic: Paul Sherwen R.I.P.
Replies: 20
Views: 887

Re: Paul Sherwen R.I.P.

The Grauniad just published an obituary
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 6:27pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Move to Mainland Europe :wink:

Actually there was tension between the UK and partners very often in the past, Thatcher wanted her money back, Major said No to Maastricht and the €uro &c

Not sure it is much different now :wink:

Alternative facts welcome
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 5:57pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

We are all true Europeans :wink:
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 5:48pm
Forum: Campaigning & Public Policy
Topic: Driving at night
Replies: 32
Views: 1068

Re: Driving at night

Simples :wink:

Daytime xx mph
Nighttime xx kmh
(xx=xx)
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 5:35pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Then chaos, what might be the result of a GE? Are the pollsters active?

Lots of people still want to go into politricks mind, not sure why :wink:
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 4:30pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 145
Views: 10930

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

bmw: bin masslos wichtig/i am unimaginably important bmw: bin von mercedes weggeworfen/discarded by mercedes :wink: Fiat Fenster in alle Tueren/windows in all doors Fehler in alle Teile/all parts are faulty Opel [vauxhall] O prima er laeuft!/my goodness, it goes! Volkswagens are made in Wolfsburg, ...
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 4:18pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Mystic Mogg Brexit Purgatory Predictions
Replies: 30
Views: 773

Re: Mystic Mogg Brexit PurgaTory Predictions

'PurgaTory' is the word, I think it will last for years, even decades, we should try to laugh not cry, for we have next to no influence, right? :wink:

Any b****t jokes?
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 3:48pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 9370
Views: 238204

Re: ** The Brexit Thread u ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Surely vegetables can be harvested by machines, surely? Maybe machines could be used, but it is cheaper to employ cheap foreign labour from abroad, those Polish catholics stay in the UK and have lots of children :wink: The Polish birthrate is very low, about 1.3 compared to UK of 1.8 Capture.JPG Th...
by brynpoeth
10 Dec 2018, 3:19pm
Forum: Health and fitness
Topic: Femoral nerve compression
Replies: 5
Views: 194

Re: Femoral nerve compression

Agree with NA, best to wait, avoid too much exercise or strain, many disorders right themselves with time

And form your own opinion, the docs could be wrong!