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by loch eck steve
12 Apr 2019, 11:08am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 295
Views: 30860

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Customs stopped an a**i at the port for the ferry to "Europe" 'Alcohol, drugs, weapons, tobacco, cash?' barked the customsperson 'We have plenty in the boot, thanks for offering, but could I please have a glass of milk?', replied the driver from behind her mirror sunglasses Sorry can't wo...
by loch eck steve
12 Apr 2019, 11:06am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 295
Views: 30860

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Debs wrote:My dog kept chasing people riding a bike.

It got so bad that I had to take the bike off him.

:lol: :lol: Brilliant
by loch eck steve
2 Apr 2019, 9:57am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: EARLY SWALLOWS
Replies: 8
Views: 785

Re: EARLY SWALLOWS

Snowing / sleeting on my way into work up here in the highlands this morning , don't think we'll be seeing any for a while !
by loch eck steve
2 Apr 2019, 9:53am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Freedom for England
Replies: 101
Views: 2290

Re: Freedom for England

There is no appetite in Wales for going it alone. Plaid don't talk about it much because they know it turns prospective voters off. Most Sottish people I know have no appetite for it either and can't stand Nicola Starlin ( sorry Surgeon) :D Not sure Mr Salmon was so popular either Just think what m...
by loch eck steve
1 Apr 2019, 3:46pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Freedom for England
Replies: 101
Views: 2290

Re: Freedom for England

pwa wrote:There is no appetite in Wales for going it alone. Plaid don't talk about it much because they know it turns prospective voters off.

Most Sottish people I know have no appetite for it either and can't stand Nicola Starlin ( sorry Surgeon) :D
by loch eck steve
1 Apr 2019, 3:41pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 295
Views: 30860

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

ratherbeintobago wrote:You know Frozen 2 is out this year?

O no please not more i've got to sit through with the grandkids :D :D
by loch eck steve
29 Mar 2019, 3:47pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: It's about time we had more fun
Replies: 7205
Views: 348914

Re: It's about time we had more fun

cover story
by loch eck steve
27 Mar 2019, 12:12pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: We're getting a puppy
Replies: 54
Views: 3581

Re: We're getting a puppy

Nice looking dog , used to have a collie myself , called it ' Deefa ......as in Deefa for dog :D
by loch eck steve
18 Mar 2019, 1:33pm
Forum: Touring & Expedition
Topic: Scotland by bike summer 2020 - travelmate wanted
Replies: 5
Views: 2184

Re: Scotland by bike summer 2020 - travelmate wanted

A friend of mine used to say the whisky method is the best for the midges ......... drink enough of it and you won't feel them :D but seriously though all my tours in Scotland have always been done in early may or september , to avoid the midges .
by loch eck steve
16 Mar 2019, 1:16pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 295
Views: 30860

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

mercalia wrote:
ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?

She’ll just let it go.


eh?

Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '
by loch eck steve
15 Mar 2019, 8:59am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 295
Views: 30860

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Its the wife's birthday next week , I never know what to get her but luckily for me she's mentioned she would like something black and lacey , so I'm off to get her some Doc Martins ! :D
by loch eck steve
6 Mar 2019, 10:05am
Forum: Cycling UK Topics and Discussions
Topic: New look Cycling UK clothing ... coming soon.
Replies: 33
Views: 6623

Re: New look Cycling UK clothing ... coming soon.

Spinners wrote:Sky-ish ain't it?!!

:D :D
by loch eck steve
5 Mar 2019, 7:56pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: Did my 300km audax this weekend
Replies: 38
Views: 5693

Re: Did my 300km audax this weekend

Thanks all for the replies
by loch eck steve
5 Mar 2019, 3:59pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: Did my 300km audax this weekend
Replies: 38
Views: 5693

Re: Did my 300km audax this weekend

Cheers for that , nice reply