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by Debs
14 Jun 2019, 8:20pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Tory leader - place your bets
Replies: 397
Views: 7437

Re: Tory leader - place your bets

No, I was thinking about Rachel Johnson.? Yes Rachel is seriously cool, but she wouldn't make such a convincing BoJo doppleganger anywhere near good as JoJo :wink: Jo just needs to pad his shirt out a bit, puff-out his cheeks, and learn to walk like a gorilla... https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11...
by Debs
14 Jun 2019, 12:39pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Tory leader - place your bets
Replies: 397
Views: 7437

Re: Tory leader - place your bets

If BoJo does end up winning the house of horrors number 10 musical chairs game, which looks very possible, they do have the option of locking Buffoon Johnson up in the basement while substituting the new PM with very level headed brother JoJo. They look a bit similar, i'm sure if JoJo walked with a ...
by Debs
14 Jun 2019, 12:07pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 341
Views: 33178

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

I’ve been out looking for some roadkill, but it’s a bit thin on the ground.
by Debs
14 Jun 2019, 12:06pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 341
Views: 33178

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

brynpoeth wrote:"Please to wait while I fetch the manager"


:lol:

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by Debs
12 Jun 2019, 8:52pm
Forum: Health and fitness
Topic: Are my times average or good
Replies: 11
Views: 356

Re: Are my times average or good

Hi Mike, If your average heart rate = 155 and your max heart rate = 166 then i'd say you must be riding too close you your anaerobic threshold. Your times suggest you have some athletic ability, but; considering your age and medical condition you are working very hard at it, probably too hard. I wou...
by Debs
12 Jun 2019, 5:57pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Tory leader - place your bets
Replies: 397
Views: 7437

Re: Tory leader - place your bets

reohn2 wrote:
Debs wrote:Image

Not far off the truth even in jest :?


Perhaps they'll form a circle and simultaneously stab each other in the back :wink:
by Debs
11 Jun 2019, 2:36pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Tory leader - place your bets
Replies: 397
Views: 7437

Re: Tory leader - place your bets

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by Debs
6 Jun 2019, 4:17pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 341
Views: 33178

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

What has four legs and one arm?

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A Rottweiler.
by Debs
1 Jun 2019, 11:02pm
Forum: Does anyone know … ?
Topic: Intimidating Motorists?
Replies: 78
Views: 3048

Re: Intimidating Motorists?

In any confrontational incident with a motorist, always remain calm and behave cool, remember you are on candid camera 8)

Okay you may not be...
but there are a lot of cameras around these days,
and you don't want to do anything you will regard later when watching incident on YouTube :lol:
by Debs
26 May 2019, 2:18am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: what is the longest German word?
Replies: 35
Views: 1980

Re: what is the longest German word?

nez wrote:Goodness knows how Austrians get off the motorway.


Sie fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn! :D
by Debs
23 May 2019, 2:10pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 341
Views: 33178

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

In my new job I tickle people’s feet to make them happy.

I’m a CheerUpOdist.
by Debs
23 May 2019, 11:52am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Would be interesting to compare who people voted for with the national results?
Replies: 11
Views: 212

Re: Who Did You Vote for in the EU Elections?

We take this as an England only poll,

but what about people who vote for the Green Party, Change UK, and stinky kipper?
by Debs
14 May 2019, 12:15am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'
Replies: 16682
Views: 400836

Re: ** The Brexit Thread ** - 'Brexit Means Brexit'

Frankly, I have no idea who to vote for and only some notion of who to vote against. We can only vote for the least-horrible alternative .... but even that's hard to discern. I've received my MEP 'Postal Vote' papers today, with a choice of 8 parties: Change UK Conservative and Unionist Party Green...
by Debs
13 May 2019, 11:09pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Replies: 341
Views: 33178

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

I love the wonderful snow!

No wait, snow is horrible i hate it!

Signed..........Bi-polar Bear