VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory. Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips bought from Woolworths
"What's Woolworths, Grandad?" when I were a lounge lizard, Auntie Allosaurus told the Bronte sisters about hamsters and other Jurassic anachronisms. Wee Davey Attenborough asked why hamsters never play guitars but never actually breakfast on Shreddies, preferring Hula Hoops in tempered tuning.
"Tempered tuning?" asked Bach's abused clavier
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- 1 Jun 2021, 8:00pm
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
- 1 Jun 2021, 7:44pm
- Forum: Cycling UK Topics and Discussions
- Topic: Cycle mag
- Replies: 62
- Views: 16902
Re: Cycle mag
Received my comic today; I make it roughly 46 pages of advertisements to include adds thinly disguised as reviews, approximately 60% if one includes the front and rear covers. Whipping on to page 7 we are treated to the CEO bathing in the reflective glory of an orange roundel proclaiming the 46% increasing in cycling (according to government figures) compared to 2019/2020. If you are reading this Sarah, it’s nothing to do with you or CUK it’s covid. My favourite snippet this month is the in depth 63 word epic about not crossing military firing ranges when they are in use; after that it went for recycling.
- 1 Jun 2021, 7:56am
- Forum: The Tea Shop
- Topic: How's your weather?
- Replies: 1938
- Views: 93913
Re: How's your weather?
Fret here, should burn through for elevenses.
- 31 May 2021, 6:19pm
- Forum: The Tea Shop
- Topic: Shadows in the sunshine
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1159
- 31 May 2021, 3:58pm
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory. Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips bought from Woolworths
"What's Woolworths, Grandad?" when I were a lounge lizard, Auntie Allosaurus told the Bronte sisters about hamsters and other Jurassic anachronisms. Wee Davey Attenborough asked why hamsters never play guitars
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory. Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips bought from Woolworths
"What's Woolworths, Grandad?" when I were a lounge lizard, Auntie Allosaurus told the Bronte sisters about hamsters and other Jurassic anachronisms. Wee Davey Attenborough asked why hamsters never play guitars
- 29 May 2021, 8:14am
- Forum: The Tea Shop
- Topic: Football
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1785
Football
I don't do football so in a bit of a quandary.
Why is it necessary to send 2 English football clubs to Portugal to play a match?
Confused of Lincolnshire.
Why is it necessary to send 2 English football clubs to Portugal to play a match?
Confused of Lincolnshire.
- 27 May 2021, 1:25pm
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips
- 27 May 2021, 9:29am
- Forum: Touring & Expedition
- Topic: What is CUK doing for us?
- Replies: 148
- Views: 16020
- 27 May 2021, 9:27am
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments
- 27 May 2021, 9:25am
- Forum: The Tea Shop
- Topic: How's your weather?
- Replies: 1938
- Views: 93913
Re: How's your weather?
Started off sunny at stupid-o-clock but has degenerated to the usual clag. Just been out for a wander around the estate and it is spitting with rain......again.
- 26 May 2021, 9:29pm
- Forum: Does anyone know … ?
- Topic: Barrier cream question
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2928
Re: Barrier cream question
Try this:
https://www.cromwell.co.uk/shop/cleanin ... OL7802020B
Please be aware, that even if volunteering, under the Health and Safety at Work Act you have to be provided with the wherewithal to do your job safely.
K
https://www.cromwell.co.uk/shop/cleanin ... OL7802020B
Please be aware, that even if volunteering, under the Health and Safety at Work Act you have to be provided with the wherewithal to do your job safely.
K
- 26 May 2021, 9:07pm
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator
- 26 May 2021, 10:58am
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia
- 26 May 2021, 10:47am
- Forum: Cycle Camping sub-forum
- Topic: How light can you go?
- Replies: 230
- Views: 28884
Re: How light can you go?
+1.so I'm very cautious with blaming victims when bad stuff happens ...
Quite a few years ago we extracted a chap from near the top of the Brecon Beacons in February. He had a tumble and a subsequent compound fracture of the fibula. The chap was quite well known throughout the climbing fraternity and had summited Everest a few years previously. So no matter how experienced one is; if it's going to hit the fan there's not a lot one can do about it. However taking steps to minimise the probability of such has must be considered de rigueur in all out door pursuits. I do however feel the promulgation of bike/back packing adventures within the popular outdoor press may lead the unwary into situations they are not prepared for or have sufficient experience to deal with; or may not even recognise until too late.
Having said that most on road cycle touring in western Europe is comparatively safe, providing a degree of caution is exercised.
- 25 May 2021, 2:24pm
- Forum: Fun & Games
- Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
- Replies: 8855
- Views: 432972
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time
Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)
VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.
The soothsayer thought that space time