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by KTHSullivan
1 Jun 2021, 8:00pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory. Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips bought from Woolworths

"What's Woolworths, Grandad?" when I were a lounge lizard, Auntie Allosaurus told the Bronte sisters about hamsters and other Jurassic anachronisms. Wee Davey Attenborough asked why hamsters never play guitars but never actually breakfast on Shreddies, preferring Hula Hoops in tempered tuning.

"Tempered tuning?" asked Bach's abused clavier
by KTHSullivan
1 Jun 2021, 7:44pm
Forum: Cycling UK Topics and Discussions
Topic: Cycle mag
Replies: 62
Views: 16903

Re: Cycle mag

Received my comic today; I make it roughly 46 pages of advertisements to include adds thinly disguised as reviews, approximately 60% if one includes the front and rear covers. Whipping on to page 7 we are treated to the CEO bathing in the reflective glory of an orange roundel proclaiming the 46% increasing in cycling (according to government figures) compared to 2019/2020. If you are reading this Sarah, it’s nothing to do with you or CUK it’s covid. My favourite snippet this month is the in depth 63 word epic about not crossing military firing ranges when they are in use; after that it went for recycling.
by KTHSullivan
1 Jun 2021, 7:56am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: How's your weather?
Replies: 1939
Views: 93964

Re: How's your weather?

Fret here, should burn through for elevenses.
by KTHSullivan
31 May 2021, 6:19pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Shadows in the sunshine
Replies: 18
Views: 1159

Re: Shadows in the sunshine

Mick F wrote: 31 May 2021, 6:00pm Anyone else want to do this?

Here's me, out on the patio, with Percy the cat on the rail.

IMG_0594.jpg
In a strange way, it somehow reminds me of the shower scene in "Psycho". :shock:
by KTHSullivan
31 May 2021, 3:58pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory. Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips bought from Woolworths

"What's Woolworths, Grandad?" when I were a lounge lizard, Auntie Allosaurus told the Bronte sisters about hamsters and other Jurassic anachronisms. Wee Davey Attenborough asked why hamsters never play guitars
by KTHSullivan
29 May 2021, 8:14am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Football
Replies: 29
Views: 1785

Football

I don't do football so in a bit of a quandary.

Why is it necessary to send 2 English football clubs to Portugal to play a match?

Confused of Lincolnshire.
by KTHSullivan
27 May 2021, 1:25pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments "Cain, a monomaniac" drooled over paperclips
by KTHSullivan
27 May 2021, 9:29am
Forum: Touring & Expedition
Topic: What is CUK doing for us?
Replies: 148
Views: 16020

Re: What is CUK doing for us?

al_yrpal wrote: 27 May 2021, 9:27am
NickWi wrote: 26 May 2021, 11:22pm I gave up when the CTC rebranded itself CUK complete with a childish logo and forgot what the "T" bit meant.
As did literally thousands of us. The pandemic did more for cycling than CUK

Al
+1
by KTHSullivan
27 May 2021, 9:27am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator in orbifolded space while the saippuakivikauppias made caustic comments
by KTHSullivan
27 May 2021, 9:25am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: How's your weather?
Replies: 1939
Views: 93964

Re: How's your weather?

Started off sunny at stupid-o-clock but has degenerated to the usual clag. Just been out for a wander around the estate and it is spitting with rain......again.
by KTHSullivan
26 May 2021, 9:29pm
Forum: Does anyone know … ?
Topic: Barrier cream question
Replies: 28
Views: 2929

Re: Barrier cream question

Try this:

https://www.cromwell.co.uk/shop/cleanin ... OL7802020B

Please be aware, that even if volunteering, under the Health and Safety at Work Act you have to be provided with the wherewithal to do your job safely.

K
by KTHSullivan
26 May 2021, 9:07pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia; Aibara fo ecnerwal, mirrored his rotavator
by KTHSullivan
26 May 2021, 10:58am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time in ten dimensions violates Einstein's theory Lawrence of Arabia
by KTHSullivan
26 May 2021, 10:47am
Forum: Cycle Camping sub-forum
Topic: How light can you go?
Replies: 230
Views: 28887

Re: How light can you go?

so I'm very cautious with blaming victims when bad stuff happens ...
+1.

Quite a few years ago we extracted a chap from near the top of the Brecon Beacons in February. He had a tumble and a subsequent compound fracture of the fibula. The chap was quite well known throughout the climbing fraternity and had summited Everest a few years previously. So no matter how experienced one is; if it's going to hit the fan there's not a lot one can do about it. However taking steps to minimise the probability of such has must be considered de rigueur in all out door pursuits. I do however feel the promulgation of bike/back packing adventures within the popular outdoor press may lead the unwary into situations they are not prepared for or have sufficient experience to deal with; or may not even recognise until too late.

Having said that most on road cycle touring in western Europe is comparatively safe, providing a degree of caution is exercised.
by KTHSullivan
25 May 2021, 2:24pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8855
Views: 432996

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Pearls of Wisdom teeth, extracted by trained Asian hornets, causing excruciating pain to W.A.S.P.s viewing B movies like Plan 9 from outer Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Blodwyn Pig was contemplating large sausages; Bradshaw in hand, belittled by Beeching a little 0-4-2 trundled tooting towards Tonypandy via Purley Oaks and Kensal Green (alternate Tuesdays only) if banker available. Saturdays excepted during coordinate Michaelmas terms but with two Pullman car reservations with breakfast included (but not V.A.T.)

VAT69 Scotch, however, said old Scrotum the wrinkled retainer, tastes like sheep's fluke worm drench, his favourite tipple apart from brasso.
Scrotum's amorata, Lilly underneath the lamplight showed her wrinkled, but unruffled, reticule to Constable Blockage, accusing Priti of unregistered brutal dentistry with malice aforethought.

The soothsayer thought that space time