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Some enchanted evening you may see a strangler, you may see a strangler across a crowded garotte. And somehow you noose was tied to the gallow tree on a rainy afternoon in Lerwick. Strong winds had been forecast for Gale but she left the room under a cloud of squid ink (may contain nuts). some mint ...

Archimedes principle

Some enchanted evening you may see a strangler, you may see a strangler across a crowded garotte. And somehow you noose was tied to the gallow tree on a rainy afternoon in Lerwick. Strong winds had been forecast for Gale but she left the room under a cloud of squid ink (may contain nuts). some mint ...

Ronnie Barker demanded handles for forks, but Bonnie Langford said gave him four 'ose and a rubber bathroom plug whilst wombling freely while recording a hearty "Get knotted!" Some enchanted evening you may see a strangler, you may see a strangler across a crowded garotte. And somehow you ...

Ronnie Barker demanded handles for forks, but Bonnie Langford said gave him four 'ose and a rubber bathroom plug whilst wombling freely while recording a hearty "Get knotted!" Some enchanted evening you may see a strangler, you may see a strangler across a crowded garotte. And somehow you ...

thirty limit

What on earth do people feed to cats these days? The stink is vomit-inducing. I'm wondering whether some sort of cat-B.S.E. will emerge in due course. PS. I have about £200-worth of cat-discouragement-devices around the garden of my house. Aye but not half as bad as Fox, now that does pen and ink :...

Back in the early 90's I was working as a building manager for a development company responsible for the day to day running of a large multy occupancy office block. I was having trouble getting a number of maintenance jobs sorted. one day the maintenance director came in and was told in no uncertain...

repeating rifle

The train from Wick to Inverness calls at Thurso after Wick so it is often easier to go to Thurso as it is closer to JOG. A friend of mine who did it last year said the souvenir kiosk at JOG had a phone number of someone who took him and his bike to Inverness but I never asked him the cost. There i...

Covert assignment

We're between two railway lines Stockport to Wilmslow and the Styal loop that now branches off to the airport. in the early hours I can hear trains but can't tell which line they'r on. Mrs FW's sister lives up in Scotland near Inverurie about 400yds away is a wind turbine, stand underneath it and yo...

I was a bit mystified by the headlines on the BEEB website this morning, with "experts" saying that doing away with plastic wrapping could be worse for the environment. Apparently the new so called recycled packaging and even some types of paper bags will be deemed unrecyclable. Where doe...

Betty cookler Inn at oakhampton Betty Cottles on the Old A30 just west of Okehampton. Dunno what route you'll be taking, but most folk take the Old A30 out of Launceston up to Sourton. As you reach the end of it at the T junction of the A386, turn left (north) and go under the A30 dual carriageway ...

Ronnie Barker demanded handles for forks, but Bonnie Langford said gave him four 'ose and a rubber bathroom plug whilst wombling freely while recording a hearty "Get knotted!" Some enchanted evening you may see a strangler, you may see a strangler across a crowded garotte. And somehow you ...