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by ferrit worrier
12 Apr 2021, 1:38pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

W. Boson-Schair swung madly making Roger's left patella connect with BBC radio four, upsetting 'thought for Descartes, who cogitated
"I stink, therefore I have jam wedged between my beanz an' nuffiness". Caesar, however, 'adsum unlike some absentee totally zonked on weed from Brute's etui of little pricks the hypodermic brothers evil twin. Mercurius was sick in Beaucroissant mirroring Artaius scragging a chicken. Colonel Sanders' nuggets, scorned by rats but relished by corpulent salad dodgers and rabid dogs, are made from stuff.

More interesting was the grade of random moderation in all things nevertheless, exceeding excessively ecdysiatically-elicited endocrines.

The sunset strip Scrabble® game featured striped stroppy strippers, paint strippers and triple word brawls. Playing the 'Z' pliers listening to the tortured screams of Putin's puta-apparatchiks (hijos de Putin) drilling holes in my Scrabble board during the meeting of irreconcilable opposites.

Yogamat the Warrior, Wii his captain, Mercaptan the Malodorous, Butyls buddy phew, phew, Barney McGrew McCarrots and McPotatoes walked into a Mc Ratburger kitchen sink.

The Titanic sails at dawn, rats safely aboard stokers shovels polished
by ferrit worrier
10 Apr 2021, 6:04pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than diesel which fouls the kidneys.

Beelzebub was in his Beelzetub, simmering gently. "WHERE'S MY RUM!?" Baba, Ali, uttered those fateful words "Open Sumach!" Nothing going on here, try UPPER CASE to get nails for my horse "Gin-So-That" to chew.

Meanwhile, suddenly and unexpectedly the snatched bunder pavement pizza glowed Cherenkov-radiation blue; very pretty, but bottom quarks decayed because dielectric materialism hadn't been properly distributed.

W. Boson-Schair swung madly making Roger's left patella connect with BBC radio four, upsetting 'thought for Descartes, who cogitated
"I stink, therefore I have jam wedged between my beanz an' nuffiness". Caesar, however, 'adsum unlike some absentee totally zonked on weed from Brute's etui of little pricks the hypodermic brothers evil twin. Mercurius was sick in Beaucroissant mirroring Artaius scragging a chicken. Colonel Sanders' nuggets, scorned by rats but relished by corpulent salad dodgers and rabid dogs, are made from stuff.

More interesting was the grade of random moderation in all things nevertheless, exceeding excessively ecdysiatically-elicited endocrines.

The sunset strip Scrabble® game featured striped stroppy strippers, paint strippers and triple word brawls. Playing the 'Z' pliers listening to the tortured screams of Putin's puta-apparatchiks (hijos de Putin) drilling holes in my Scrabble board during the meeting of irreconcilable opposites.

Yogamat the Warrior, Wii his captain, Mercaptan the Malodorous, Butyls buddy phew
by ferrit worrier
10 Apr 2021, 10:38am
Forum: Lands End to John O'Groats
Topic: You wouldn't want to go on a proper bike ride on a Chopper
Replies: 16
Views: 536

Re: You wouldn't want to go on a proper bike ride on a Chopper

Here's the lad himself having just crossed the ship canal at Stockton Heath on the A5060 during his Joggle on a Chopper
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by ferrit worrier
10 Apr 2021, 10:15am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than diesel which fouls the kidneys.

Beelzebub was in his Beelzetub, simmering gently. "WHERE'S MY RUM!?" Baba, Ali, uttered those fateful words "Open Sumach!" Nothing going on here, try UPPER CASE to get nails for my horse "Gin-So-That" to chew.

Meanwhile, suddenly and unexpectedly the snatched bunder pavement pizza glowed Cherenkov-radiation blue; very pretty, but bottom quarks decayed because dielectric materialism hadn't been properly distributed.

W. Boson-Schair swung madly making Roger's left patella connect with BBC radio four, upsetting 'thought for Descartes, who cogitated
"I stink, therefore I have jam wedged between my beanz an' nuffiness". Caesar, however, 'adsum unlike some absentee totally zonked on weed from Brute's etui of little pricks the hypodermic brothers evil twin. Mercurius was sick in Beaucroissant mirroring Artaius scragging a chicken. Colonel Sanders' nuggets, scorned by rats but relished by corpulent salad dodgers and rabid dogs, are made from stuff.

More interesting was the grade of random moderation in all things nevertheless, exceeding excessively ecdysiatically-elicited endocrines.

The sunset strip Scrabble® game featured striped stroppy strippers, paint strippers and triple word brawls. Playing the 'Z' pliers listening to the tortured screams of Putin's puta-apparatchiks (hijos de Putin) drilling holes in my Scrabble board during the meeting of irreconcilable opposites.

Yogamat the Warrior, Wii his captain
by ferrit worrier
3 Apr 2021, 12:31pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than diesel which fouls the kidneys.

Beelzebub was in his Beelzetub, simmering gently. "WHERE'S MY RUM!?" Baba, Ali, uttered those fateful words "Open Sumach!" Nothing going on here, try UPPER CASE to get nails for my horse "Gin-So-That" to chew.

Meanwhile, suddenly and unexpectedly the snatched bunder pavement pizza glowed Cherenkov-radiation blue; very pretty, but bottom quarks decayed because dielectric materialism hadn't been properly distributed.

W. Boson-Schair swung madly making Roger's left patella connect with BBC radio four, upsetting 'thought for Descartes, who cogitated
"I stink, therefore I have jam wedged between my beanz an' nuffiness". Caesar, however, 'adsum unlike some absentee totally zonked on weed from Brute's etui of little pricks the hypodermic brothers evil twin. Mercurius was sick in Beaucroissant mirroring Artaius scragging a chicken. Colonel Sanders' nuggets, scorned by rats but relished by corpulent salad dodgers and rabid dogs, are made from stuff.

More interesting was the grade
by ferrit worrier
27 Mar 2021, 8:21pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Scala radio quiz
Replies: 2
Views: 159

Re: Scala radio quiz

Ah thats more like it.
Nice one I can sleep tonight :lol:
by ferrit worrier
27 Mar 2021, 11:20am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Scala radio quiz
Replies: 2
Views: 159

Scala radio quiz

A long shot, the other day I was on my way into work listening to Scala. The first question of the day was;

" what 5 letter word sounds the same when pronounced in English when 4 of the 5 letters are removed?"

unfortunately I got to work and had to "get stuck in straight away " so I missed the answer. The only thing I could come up with was "H" spelt Aitch take away the aitc and your left with H.

any body hear the program and remember the question???

All prizes are imaginary :lol:
by ferrit worrier
27 Mar 2021, 11:12am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than diesel which fouls the kidneys.

Beelzebub was in his Beelzetub, simmering gently. "WHERE'S MY RUM!?" Baba, Ali, uttered those fateful words "Open Sumach!" Nothing going on here, try UPPER CASE to get nails for my horse "Gin-So-That" to chew.

Meanwhile, suddenly and unexpectedly the snatched bunder pavement pizza glowed Cherenkov-radiation blue; very pretty, but bottom quarks decayed because dielectric materialism hadn't been properly distributed.

W. Boson-Schair swung madly making Roger's left patella connect with BBC radio four, upsetting 'thought for Descartes, who cogitated
"I stink, therefore I have jam wedged between my
by ferrit worrier
26 Mar 2021, 6:30pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Alphabetical Photographs 2
Replies: 22
Views: 630

Re: Alphabetical Photographs 2

Good call Mick, Cant believe I've only just spotted it :oops:
by ferrit worrier
26 Mar 2021, 6:00pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Can I ask what happened to my post on the previous page at 09.17?

Ta Malc
by ferrit worrier
24 Mar 2021, 9:17am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Frumious kumquats!" scolded Ruprecht just before the fork incident involving two jabberwocks. "My Bunders been snatched!"

"FOUR!!!!" screeched the Tiger. Woods crashed the village bike. "Gerroff!!" she cried "Rends nous L'Art!!". Tiger was only a pussy cat on steroids and a tail chaser. Guatemala radio decreed that all Jaguars eat only Kumquarts, not pints, but hybrid models may be Tiguars or Claudiaschifferosaurs - YMMV. Yummy Claudia; doyathinshesaurus ?

IANAL, but Lewis. Good for Lew, but Inspector -- --- .-. ... .preferring semaphore signalled Home and Distant, delaying the "Coronation Scot" between Euston and Down Under, the kitchen radiator the train troll assembled Hornby Dublo 3 rail track under platform heels.

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than diesel which fouls the kidneys.

Beelzebub was in his Beelzetub, simmering gently. "WHERE'S MY RUM!?" Baba, Ali, uttered those fateful words "Open Sumach!" Nothing going on here, try UPPER CASE to get nails for my horse gin so that
by ferrit worrier
21 Mar 2021, 10:21am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Meanwhile, Marmaduke became mangled on cocaine and another hussy. "My head hurts," said Margaret becoming progressively short sighted; should've gone to Accrington Stanley instead of Wigan Athletic or QPR, QED. Lefty looked right and stepped in the dog pile.
Time for tea, muffins, mules and kumquats. "Kumquats????" "Kumquats." said Walter Matthau. "Satyriasis on toast; breakfast down under the fridge.

Freezing liquid Nitrogen was dripped on toast spread with Pfizer Vorpal blade. Snica snacked on... kumquats, jujube and tamarind and frumious bundersnatch.

"Frumious kumquats!" scolded Ruprecht just before the fork incident involving two jabberwocks. "My Bunders been snatched!"

"FOUR!!!!" screeched the Tiger. Woods crashed the village bike. "Gerroff!!" she cried "Rends nous L'Art!!". Tiger was only a pussy cat on steroids and a tail chaser. Guatemala radio decreed that all Jaguars eat only Kumquarts, not pints, but hybrid models may be Tiguars or Claudiaschifferosaurs - YMMV. Yummy Claudia; doyathinshesaurus ?

IANAL, but Lewis. Good for Lew, but Inspector -- --- .-. ... .preferring semaphore signalled Home and Distant, delaying the "Coronation Scot" between Euston and Down Under, the kitchen radiator the train troll assembled Hornby Dublo 3 rail track under platform heels.

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than diesel which fouls the kidneys.

Beelzebub was in his
by ferrit worrier
21 Mar 2021, 9:11am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Meanwhile, Marmaduke became mangled on cocaine and another hussy. "My head hurts," said Margaret becoming progressively short sighted; should've gone to Accrington Stanley instead of Wigan Athletic or QPR, QED. Lefty looked right and stepped in the dog pile.
Time for tea, muffins, mules and kumquats. "Kumquats????" "Kumquats." said Walter Matthau. "Satyriasis on toast; breakfast down under the fridge.

Freezing liquid Nitrogen was dripped on toast spread with Pfizer Vorpal blade. Snica snacked on... kumquats, jujube and tamarind and frumious bundersnatch.

"Frumious kumquats!" scolded Ruprecht just before the fork incident involving two jabberwocks. "My Bunders been snatched!"

"FOUR!!!!" screeched the Tiger. Woods crashed the village bike. "Gerroff!!" she cried "Rends nous L'Art!!". Tiger was only a pussy cat on steroids and a tail chaser. Guatemala radio decreed that all Jaguars eat only Kumquarts, not pints, but hybrid models may be Tiguars or Claudiaschifferosaurs - YMMV. Yummy Claudia; doyathinshesaurus ?

IANAL, but Lewis. Good for Lew, but Inspector -- --- .-. ... .preferring semaphore signalled Home and Distant, delaying the "Coronation Scot" between Euston and Down Under, the kitchen radiator the train troll assembled Hornby Dublo 3 rail track under platform heels.

Paul Temple deduced Holmes had erred but Moriarty had forgotten his appliance, the one that Roger Bacon sliced on the eighteenth into the Führerbunker. Krebs's prize 'fish' thought lemons were exclusive to Volkswagen before discovering Smirnoff in the Lada radiator, better than
by ferrit worrier
18 Mar 2021, 8:12pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Meanwhile, Marmaduke became mangled on cocaine and another hussy. "My head hurts," said Margaret becoming progressively short sighted; should've gone to Accrington Stanley instead of Wigan Athletic or QPR, QED. Lefty looked right and stepped in the dog pile.
Time for tea, muffins, mules and kumquats. "Kumquats????" "Kumquats." said Walter Matthau. "Satyriasis on toast; breakfast down under the fridge.

Freezing liquid Nitrogen was dripped on toast spread with Pfizer Vorpal blade. Snica snacked on... kumquats, jujube and tamarind and frumious bundersnatch.

"Frumious kumquats!" scolded Ruprecht just before the fork incident involving two jabberwocks. "My Bunders been snatched!"

"FOUR!!!!" screeched the Tiger. Woods crashed the village bike. "Gerroff!!" she cried "Rends nous L'Art!!". Tiger was only a pussy cat on steroids and a tail chaser. Guatemala radio decreed that all Jaguars eat only Kumquarts, not pints, but hybrid models may be Tiguars or Claudiaschifferosaurs - YMMV.

IANAL, but Lewis. Good for Lew, but Inspector -- --- .-. ... .preferring semaphore signalled Home and Distant, delaying the "Coronation Scot" between Euston and Down Under, the kitchen radiator the train troll assembled Hornby Dublo 3 rail track
by ferrit worrier
18 Mar 2021, 10:14am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325579

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Meanwhile, Marmaduke became mangled on cocaine and another hussy. "My head hurts," said Margaret becoming progressively short sighted; should've gone to Accrington Stanley instead of Wigan Athletic or QPR, QED. Lefty looked right and stepped in the dog pile.
Time for tea, muffins, mules and kumquats. "Kumquats????" "Kumquats." said Walter Matthau. "Satyriasis on toast; breakfast down under the fridge.

Freezing liquid Nitrogen was dripped on toast spread with Pfizer Vorpal blade. Snica snacked on... kumquats, jujube and tamarind and frumious bundersnatch.

"Frumious kumquats!" scolded Ruprecht just before the fork incident involving two jabberwocks. "My Bunders been snatched!"

"FOUR!!!!" screeched the Tiger. Woods crashed the village bike. "Gerroff!!" she cried "Rends nous L'Art!!". Tiger was only a pussy cat on steroids and a tail chaser. Guatemala radio decreed that all Jaguars eat only Kumquarts, not pints, but hybrid models may be Tiguars or Claudiaschifferosaurs - YMMV.

IANAL, but Lewis. Good for Lew, but Inspector -- --- .-. ... .preferring semaphore signalled Home and Distant, delaying the "Coronation Scot" between Euston and Down Under, the kitchen radiator the train troll