.....for the cyclist to get it all wrong!
There I am at the end of my ride home from work (about 16 miles in). I get in to a small stage of tussle with a car or two over space, the road then bears left. The opposite direction is clear and the traffic my way stops. I decide to pull out and round - quite safely. Get to the end 't' junction, 1 car turning right, 1 car turning left so i go in the middle but I'm going too fast and almost end up in the next road and a car is coming from my right
So i swing left sharply (across the path of the car turning left

) and the approching car comments on my outstanding manouvre with a "u ffing idiot" and quite rightly so and i say nothing in response knowing i'm in the wrong, try to give an apologetic wave but the lose control of the steed. #
Now you many of you know that feeling of "it is definately going to crash but i'll try and save it any way" moment, but i managed to keep that up for about the longest 5 seconds in the world before ending up in a heap

All this with an audience of about 20 cars
No broken bones but the handlebars had twisted round, which i had to sort out before i could carry on ( with said audience

)
God damn my knee is sore but hey ho, my fault, what a wally - 1 up for the motorist
