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by stoobs
25 Apr 2013, 9:50am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include...
by stoobs
25 Apr 2013, 8:42am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include...
by stoobs
25 Apr 2013, 8:32am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include...
by stoobs
24 Apr 2013, 10:49am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include...
by stoobs
18 Apr 2013, 4:20pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Lister sheepishly wiped the crumbs off Rimmer's 'H'-type blue Brompton and rode away. Enviously, Dahon Folder performed the incantation "Campag or Shimano!" while Vestal Virgins plummed Sturmey Archer's Sabat Mater on Reynolds 531 flutes, thus summoning the Rohloff hub of fixed wheel club ...
by stoobs
7 Apr 2013, 6:33am
Forum: On the road
Topic: Collision and then deliberately hit by car
Replies: 31
Views: 2309

Re: Collision and then deliberately hit by car

Make sure you get an incident number from the police. Make sure you get his insurance details, then make a claim for damages and injuries. With a well-written description, it is in the interest of the insurers to settle rather than to involve a lengthy claims process and solicitors. PM if you want m...
by stoobs
24 Mar 2013, 11:48am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

In the meantime, way over yonder, Merry Wanderer turbocharged the duplicating machine or pray triplicated failed computer skills alowed rhubarb forcers to propogate custard. Not just any Green Giant Gobbler custard - the real margarine custard with added E numbers and alphabet soup. Cholesterol damp...
by stoobs
10 Mar 2013, 9:25am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Bah Huhnebug - the Pryce of justice
Replies: 41
Views: 1542

Re: Bah Huhnebug - the Pryce of justice

In addition to your comment of not being able to afford the justice system, I would add that we can't afford politicians and economists of these people's calibre. Huhne - what a disgraceful little oik. He needs a good smack. He drives like an idiot (and more to the point, repeatedly). His arrogance ...
by stoobs
7 Mar 2013, 10:00am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics. "There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!" "With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal, Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, thoug...
by stoobs
7 Mar 2013, 9:47am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics. "There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!" "With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal, Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, thoug...
by stoobs
7 Mar 2013, 9:22am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics. "There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!" "With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal, Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, thoug...
by stoobs
6 Mar 2013, 6:45am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Meanwhile Pussycat passionately performed Beethoven's Appassionata in A flat instead of F minor (four word infringement) "I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because h...
by stoobs
5 Mar 2013, 12:15pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

There was a Devon Dumpling Devil..." "No, Limericks!" screamed Pussy, dishevell- -d from kidnapping Mrs. Tiggywinkle, Who'd gone for a Quick Earwigburger. "No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Me...
by stoobs
5 Mar 2013, 11:43am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

There was a Devon Dumpling Devil..." "No, Limericks!" screamed Pussy, dishevell- -d from kidnapping Mrs. Tiggywinkle, Who'd gone for a Quick Earwigburger. "No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Me...
by stoobs
5 Mar 2013, 10:47am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8384
Views: 323105

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

There was a Devon Dumpling Devil..." "No, Limericks!" screamed Pussy, dishevell- -d from kidnapping Mrs. Tiggywinkle, Who'd gone for a Quick Earwigburger. "No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Me...