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Stopped. Three times.

I have to say that I find it at the cinema, too - but not on older films. The modern sound engineers, with degrees coming out of every orifice, seem to have lost the plot. The fault is not yours, it's those numpties.

"'Twas the night before Biggles climbed the thirty-nine steps to the Headmaster's (Goodbye Mr Chips) Also sprach Zarathustra; "Nay lad, tha' "tha"s them as tha knaws, thine mother always said" tha thrawpit Jezebel." Hello Mr Chips. -One Fisherman's Friend No punctuation...

'"'Twas the night before Biggles climbed the thirty-nine steps to the Headmaster's (Goodbye Mr Chips) Also sprach Zarathustra; "Nay lad, tha' "tha"s them as tha knaws, thine mother always said" tha thrawpit Jezebel." Hello Mr Chips. -One Fisherman's Friend No punctuatio...

Pong Ping swept into the ballroom with Sooty and Professor Chimp, Yogi Bear (smarter than most politicians) and rescued her. She enthusiastically embraced modern technology, including Tung Lai tiddle eye po, but Prince Lazuli had difficulty with her blue lapis lazuli lapel labels languishing lopside...

Pong Ping swept into the ballroom with Sooty and Professor Chimp, Yogi Bear (smarter than most politicians) and rescued her. She enthusiastically embraced modern technology, including Tung Lai tiddle eye po, but Prince Lazuli had difficulty with her blue lapis lazuli lapel labels languishing lopside...

The sock returned his library book (1953 Rupert Annual), sixty years overdue, got fined 11/6½d. "I'll be darned! Bears DO **** petrol and unleaded." Pope Razmatazz decided to bless contraceptives for hamsters only, who you calling a neutered rodent. Bill Badger perked Mick's Magnificent Me...

The sock returned his library book (1953 Rupert Annual), sixty years overdue, got fined 11/6½d. "I'll be darned! Bears DO **** petrol and unleaded." Pope Razmatazz decided to bless contraceptives for hamsters only, who you calling a neutered rodent. Bill Badger perked Mick's Magnificent Me...

The sock returned his library book (1953 Rupert Annual), sixty years overdue, got fined 11/6½d. "I'll be darned! Bears DO **** petrol and unleaded." Pope Razmatazz decided to bless contraceptives for hamsters only, who you calling a neutered rodent. Bill Badger perked Mick's Magnificent Me...

Isn't he from Pac-Man?

The sock returned his library book (1953 Rupert Annual), sixty years overdue, got fined 11/6½d. "I'll be darned! Bears DO **** petrol and unleaded." Pope Razmatazz decided to bless contraceptives for hamsters only, who you calling a neutered rodent. Bill Badger perked Mick's Magnificent Me...

The sock returned his library book (1953 Rupert Annual), sixty years overdue, got fined 11/6½d. "I'll be darned! Bears DO **** petrol and unleaded." Pope Razmatazz decided to bless contraceptives for hamsters only, who you calling a neutered rodent. Bill Badger perked Mick's Magnificent Me...

The sock returned his library book (1953 Rupert Annual), sixty years overdue, got fined 11/6½d. "I'll be darned! Bears DO **** petrol and unleaded." Pope Razmatazz decided to bless contraceptives for hamsters only, who you calling a neutered rodent. Bill Badger perked Mick's Magnificent Me...

What utter codswallop!" said Climate Change. I need angle iron and whalebone corsetry. The end of the world, according to Mayans, occurred suddenly because of three word anagram, more globules of margarine, and the 2012 olympics. Tree sap oozed onto the fire and all over the Burns supper. Haggi...

What utter codswallop!" said Climate Change. I need angle iron and whalebone corsetry. The end of the world, according to Mayans, occurred suddenly because of three word anagram, more globules of margarine, and the 2012 olympics. Tree sap oozed onto the fire and all over the Burns supper. Haggi...