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by richardfm
20 May 2019, 9:55pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Cold Calling - "Can I speak to Mr Stupid, please?"
Replies: 32
Views: 1315

Re:

Syd wrote:A number of years ago I got cold called by someone selling conservatories. Being bored I strung them along feigning interest.

This carried on for over half an hour, by which time a visit had been arranged to carry out a survey. Before signing off the caller asked “do you have any further questions at this time?’

“Yes” I said, “is it a problem that I live in a first floor flat?”

They never called back.

The old ones are the best. If only I had a pound for every time I've heard that one.
by richardfm
20 May 2019, 8:12pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Cold Calling - "Can I speak to Mr Stupid, please?"
Replies: 32
Views: 1315

Re: "Can I speak to Mr Stupid, please?"

Get a call blocker from https://www.truecall.co.uk/. It will soon stop all the nuisance calls
by richardfm
19 May 2019, 9:55pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: Eggs thrown from passing vehicle
Replies: 27
Views: 5601

Re: Eggs thrown from passing vehicle

Do some googling. Your local police probably have a website where you can upload the video for them to investigate.
by richardfm
16 May 2019, 8:26pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: Snarky driver query?
Replies: 23
Views: 1823

Re: Snarky driver query?

mjr wrote:
ambodach wrote:It may not be common and in your opinion not sense but it has served me well for the last 60 years or so and I am still here to write this.

Do you drive? If so, do you never pass a queue of cars to your right while driving? And if not, don't you get quite some abuse from following drivers and possibly attention from the authorities?

Passing a queue of cars on your right while driving your car is nothing like creeping up on the left hand side of a queue cars that might be turning left while on your bike.
by richardfm
28 Apr 2019, 9:28pm
Forum: Campaigning & Public Policy
Topic: Cycle Nation to merge with Cycling UK
Replies: 7
Views: 934

Re: Cycle Nation to merge with Cycling UK

I've never heard of Cycle Nation, so I googled them and found this
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by richardfm
20 Apr 2019, 7:14pm
Forum: Bikes & Bits – Technical section
Topic: Tandem foot rests
Replies: 6
Views: 655

Re: Tandem foot rests

It's a lot of money but this would fit the bill https://www.tandems.co.uk/m3b0s97p750/H ... cycle-2019
Even if you don't want one of these you could give them a call to see if they have any suggestions
by richardfm
10 Apr 2019, 7:09pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Fave quotes...
Replies: 286
Views: 72667

Re: Fave quotes...

Psamathe wrote:
kylecycler wrote:
Psamathe wrote:Relevant to a lot of online forums (normally not this one)
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig likes it

Ian

Only other time I've ever heard that quote was from the Florida Democratic candidate Andrew Gillum in the lead-up to the 2018 US midterm elections - his way of saying he wasn't going to get into a slagging match with Trump...

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/ ... cks-947976

Along the same lines
Never argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference
(something I should remember?)

Ian

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
by richardfm
2 Apr 2019, 10:36pm
Forum: Bikes & Bits – Technical section
Topic: Rust free chain advice
Replies: 21
Views: 5355

Re: Rust free chain advice

ChrisOntLancs wrote:you can use paraffin wax, although the fact that i've never read about it here makes me a little skeptical.

it's supposed to stay completely clean until it wears away, which takes a months.. and obviously rain doesn't wash it away.

i saw a few videos, considered it, forgot about it. i don't mind that job so much.

it would be interesting to hear if others do this though

I'm sure I've read a thread here about melting candles and stirring in paraffin then dipping the chain in
by richardfm
18 Mar 2019, 11:07pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: Not all mayhem caused by motorists.
Replies: 20
Views: 3960

Re: Not all mayhem caused by motorists.

londoncommuter0000 wrote:


It all depends on your definition of 'cyclist'. I'm willing to bet that 10 March was the first time that the assailant had been on a bicycle for years, and it's probably the last (unless he decides to go out and repeat his actions).

At a guess
: a driver who got fined and/or lost his licence after helmet bicycle cam footage was used against him. Plod could start by looking back at the past two years to see anyone within a two-mile radius of the attack, who was recently banned due to this.

That's an awful lot of guessing with nothing to base it on.
by richardfm
16 Mar 2019, 7:53am
Forum: Does anyone know … ?
Topic: Hilary Stone
Replies: 8
Views: 3105

Re: Hilary Stone

have you tried calling the number on the website?
by richardfm
1 Mar 2019, 11:20pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: Cymru am byth - we love Wales!
Replies: 461
Views: 90293

Re: Cymru am byth - we love Wales!

fausto copy wrote:
Cugel wrote:
fausto copy wrote:I feel a couple of corrections are in order:

Cudgel's assumption that there are no large and speeding BMW's in Pembrokeshire is well wide of the mark.
Sadly, they're ten a penny down here with hundreds of youngsters driving round in them thanks to the wonders of low rental rates.

And Cyril Haearn's quote from the Welsh Anthem: "while the sea protects us as a wall"
is unfortunately now inaccurate, given that it's eroding most of the coastline around these parts.

And I may add that I never found Marc Bolan to look that frightening.
I think I'll have to by-pass Ceredigion in future. :lol:

P.S. Just got back from 4 days in Cardiff.
Wonderful to see Bute Park and Victoria Park absolutely heaving with folks enjoying the warm weather.
'Twas better then the Summer Holidays.


In this part of Ceredigion there a very few folk, even less of the younger ilk since there are very few jobs. Mostly there are immigrants of the pensioner variety. I yam one such. :-) Anyroadup, there are consequently very few cars at all; and therefore very few indeed of the BMW-inhabited-by-silly-yoofs variety. I found North Pembs to be similar. Perhaps you are talking of the southern end, where there are larger towns and even jobs?

I will mention that many of the very few car drivers do have a bad habit of tailgating, if I go in the car. I do drive with care (i.e not at 60 or even 50 down the narrow & winding roads) so perhaps it's just dafties thinking that because they didn't crash yesterday when rounding a blind bend at 60mph, they won't today - so they try to push me on. Ha!

Cardiff. Is that still in Wales? It looks and feels more Midlands these days. Stuffed with folk pretending to enjoy themselves via various degrees of self-abuse, often leading to the abuse of others.

Cugel, now 100% woolly-back yokel.


Thankfully (or maybe not) I have no knowledge of the Midlands, but when were in Cardiff, all we saw were thousands of youngsters (of all ages) peacefully enjoying themselves in the wonderful parks. Yes, it was half term in Wales, so the demographic was changed slightly but it is one of the few cities that I (and my wife) are happy and comfortable to walk (or cycle) around.

I've always been known as a woolly-back; that's what the scousers called us folk in Cheshire.
ba-aa.


Cardiff is a wonderful city. I have lived here for more than thirty years now after living in various English towns and cities for twenty something years.

And we have the best flag in Wales https://www.dailypost.co.uk/whats-on/ar ... e-15873712
by richardfm
1 Mar 2019, 10:36pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: BBC Bias again
Replies: 35
Views: 6993

Re: BBC Bias again

I haven't listened to the interview but I really dislike 'You and Yours', it's an awful programme. I feel I am being talked down to when I catch bits of it
by richardfm
1 Mar 2019, 10:21pm
Forum: Bikes & Bits – Technical section
Topic: Help choosing a bike
Replies: 3
Views: 501

Re: Help choosing a bike

One of those says it is a mountain bike. Does your commute cross mountains?
For the sort of price those I would look at something like this https://www.evanscycles.com/pinnacle-ne ... e-EV339930 but I would want mudguards and a rack for a commuter bike
by richardfm
10 Feb 2019, 10:43pm
Forum: On the road
Topic: When is everyone getting their summer bikes out?
Replies: 26
Views: 5684

Re: When is everyone getting their summer bikes out?

I only have one bike....
by richardfm
7 Feb 2019, 7:56pm
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Too close to bother visiting => unexpected surprise
Replies: 18
Views: 4102

Re: Too close to bother visiting => unexpected surprise

colin54 wrote:I lived only a few miles from the Royston cave for the majority of my life and never visited, pretty amazing place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLpuzVC85ak
https://www.roystoncave.co.uk/history

When I was living in Leeds and the Tour came to town I watched it on telly, I didn't fancy all the crowds.

I was brought up in Royston. I lived there from when I was about 3 until I left school at 17. I visited the cave once on a school trip