Syd wrote:A number of years ago I got cold called by someone selling conservatories. Being bored I strung them along feigning interest.
This carried on for over half an hour, by which time a visit had been arranged to carry out a survey. Before signing off the caller asked “do you have any further questions at this time?’
“Yes” I said, “is it a problem that I live in a first floor flat?”
They never called back.
The old ones are the best. If only I had a pound for every time I've heard that one.