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by stoobs
25 Apr 2013, 9:50am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes
by stoobs
25 Apr 2013, 8:42am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope
by stoobs
25 Apr 2013, 8:32am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass
by stoobs
24 Apr 2013, 10:49am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier
by stoobs
18 Apr 2013, 4:20pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Lister sheepishly wiped the crumbs off Rimmer's 'H'-type blue Brompton and rode away. Enviously, Dahon Folder performed the incantation "Campag or Shimano!" while Vestal Virgins plummed Sturmey Archer's Sabat Mater on Reynolds 531 flutes, thus summoning the Rohloff hub of fixed wheel club fame. Or not. The winged wheel shed its spokes on Hissing Sid's portion of quiche and chips with ketchup. But spokes marinaded in WD40 are as indigestible as swallowed toad. Only the truly scrumptious white loaf (with green mould) outlasted the "Thatcher" cider and mead.

Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny".
by stoobs
7 Apr 2013, 6:33am
Forum: On the road
Topic: Collision and then deliberately hit by car
Replies: 31
Views: 2309

Re: Collision and then deliberately hit by car

Make sure you get an incident number from the police. Make sure you get his insurance details, then make a claim for damages and injuries. With a well-written description, it is in the interest of the insurers to settle rather than to involve a lengthy claims process and solicitors.

PM if you want more details.
by stoobs
24 Mar 2013, 11:48am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

In the meantime, way over yonder, Merry Wanderer turbocharged the duplicating machine or pray triplicated failed computer skills alowed rhubarb forcers to propogate custard. Not just any Green Giant Gobbler custard - the real margarine custard with added E numbers and alphabet soup.
Cholesterol damping butter and the Immaculate Mile long Spaghetti Hurdles at Doncaster races. Knitted by foursprung duck technique with pickled cabbage White butterflies, seasoned well then burnt gently with sun-dried tomatoes and peat.

The new series of 'Masterchef' smashed culinary taboos with potatoes and p*nct*re-fairy cakes with rubber solution reduction followed by bottom bracket bisque, neatsfoot oil consommé and creme d'chamoise. A Brooks Borguingon, confit de Campagnolo with WD40 jus in a basket.

Two Michelin tyre salesmen from Bridlington were going to taste these delicacies, but unfortunately, their inner tubes weren't Teflonized so they became terribly constipated. A quick squirt of penetrating oil relieved the pressure explosively, resulting in terrible carnage but better out than in, even the pixies agree. Salesmen acted as pallbearers, but because of health and safety, olfactory hallucinations, smoking guns and red spider mites, they needed a fork lift to carry the desert out of North Africa. Custard came in from the cold, dark, wet, windy and custardy but, released on bail, Richard Briers voiced a bizarre opinion via a medium. Roobarb's voice echoed, the birds giggled and starlight shone on t'backyard wall.

"I'm hungry!" shouted John The Toad in the hole. T'cupboard was bare, so Froggy went a-wooing without maternal aunt, Jenni Eclair Spam and Eggs fried in lard with two veg. and a pasty. Pong-Ping and Waterlily died of starvation whilst waiting for the bus, but were resuscitated by Boris and fed to the ducks. Mournfully we cried, the Chinese Emperor Penguin vowed vengance. In Nutwood, Rupert declared himself Lord of the Flies.
by stoobs
10 Mar 2013, 9:25am
Forum: The Tea Shop
Topic: Bah Huhnebug - the Pryce of justice
Replies: 41
Views: 1542

Re: Bah Huhnebug - the Pryce of justice

In addition to your comment of not being able to afford the justice system, I would add that we can't afford politicians and economists of these people's calibre. Huhne - what a disgraceful little oik. He needs a good smack. He drives like an idiot (and more to the point, repeatedly). His arrogance seems to know no bounds. He then ditched his wife who looks like a man for a man who looks like a woman. His wife - an intelligent economist (and who will have studied Game Theory as part of her education) then gets the hump, and having already lied and perverted the course of justice, goes to the press, dragging down herself, her husband/ex and a leading judge - who was out of her depth playing politics.

What a bunch of low-life, thick, self-serving idiots - and we let them run the country.
by stoobs
7 Mar 2013, 10:00am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you palm the 'Q' - a dastardly action - We Were Bungle - but ignoring that, JACUZZI is plausible with bubble bath, sweetcorn bubble and the Three Witches, and a blank.

As if by magic, the Archbishop, back on track after confessing to the Cardinal, appeared with lost pixies. "I love pixies," said the Archbishop, "Garnished with coriander". Nobody expected the roasted pixies to be lost - again!

In the meantime,
by stoobs
7 Mar 2013, 9:47am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you palm the 'Q' - a dastardly action - We Were Bungle - but ignoring that, JACUZZI is plausible with bubble bath, sweetcorn bubble and the Three Witches, and a blank.

As if by magic, the Archbishop, back on track after confessing to the Cardinal, appeared with lost pixies. "I love pixies," said the Archbishop, "Garnished with coriander". Nobody expected the roasted pixies to
by stoobs
7 Mar 2013, 9:22am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you palm the 'Q' - a dastardly action - We Were Bungle - but ignoring that, JACUZZI is plausible with bubble bath, sweetcorn bubble and the Three Witches, and a blank.

As if by magic, the Archbishop, back on track after confessing to the Cardinal, appeared with lost pixies. "I love pixies," said the Archbishop, "Garnished with coriander"
by stoobs
6 Mar 2013, 6:45am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound
Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Meanwhile Pussycat passionately performed Beethoven's Appassionata in A flat instead of F minor (four word infringement)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you palm the 'Q' - a dastardly action - We Were Bungle - but ignoring that, JACUZZI is plausible with bubble bath, sweetcorn bubble and the Three Witches, and a blank.
by stoobs
5 Mar 2013, 12:15pm
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

There was a Devon Dumpling Devil..."
"No, Limericks!" screamed Pussy, dishevell-
-d from kidnapping Mrs. Tiggywinkle,
Who'd gone for a Quick Earwigburger.
"No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound
Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Meanwhile Pussycat passionately performed Beethoven's Appassionata in A flat instead of F minor (four word infringement)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you palm the 'Q' - a dastardly action - We Were Bungle - but ignoring that,
by stoobs
5 Mar 2013, 11:43am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

There was a Devon Dumpling Devil..."
"No, Limericks!" screamed Pussy, dishevell-
-d from kidnapping Mrs. Tiggywinkle,
Who'd gone for a Quick Earwigburger.
"No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound
Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Meanwhile Pussycat passionately performed Beethoven's Appassionata in A flat instead of F minor (four word infringement)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you palm the 'Q' - a dastardly action -
by stoobs
5 Mar 2013, 10:47am
Forum: Fun & Games
Topic: Three Word Story Game (again)
Replies: 8531
Views: 325589

Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

There was a Devon Dumpling Devil..."
"No, Limericks!" screamed Pussy, dishevell-
-d from kidnapping Mrs. Tiggywinkle,
Who'd gone for a Quick Earwigburger.
"No horsefly-meat, it's thruppence-ha'penny a pound
Basil Brush Burped, the Moonlight Sonata" said Owl nonsensically. Meanwhile Pussycat passionately performed Beethoven's Appassionata in A flat instead of F minor (four word infringement)

"I prefer limericks," said Barbarella because her keyboard skills utilised single finger dynamics.
"There was Marmaduke stuffing sausages!"
"With Suffolk Punch, shire-ly that's illegal,
Hybridshimera's Bottombracket's Shleksdudshifter's, proved unreliable under stress, though elastically they performed well.
Capagnolo's Lubricalostisey Defered-----------------"

Gobbledygook Eradicator deployed. Nonsense Filter engaged. Overload!!! Overload!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....

The Rain In was a good place to stop. Tea, cakes and twenty number six buses per hour.
Crunchy Spratt Sandwiches, but what happened next wasn't italicised. Atrociously inserted conjunctions. Lexicographers were having to scrabble about resuscitating flagging grammar, Triple Word score was scored by filibuster and procrastination not to mention an unexpected quatrain.
Natural Ankling misfired ( ), scoring just ten on a triple vodka with lots " STOOPS RULES NOT "

Random words again. Euthanasia too kind. Let's play properly.

Opening with QUIXOTRY is impossible, you cannae change the Laws of Scrabble(TM), but you can cheat if you