For the cycling fanatics who want to "go out" on a bike

mercalia · Post by **mercalia** » 7 Jan 2016, 11:38pm

Green Endings can get coffins to funerals by pedal power

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35235590

: Green Endings can get coffins to funerals by pedal power

SpannerGeek · Post by **SpannerGeek** » 8 Jan 2016, 6:05am

I recognise that shop, it's the dead centre of town...

TonyR · Post by **TonyR** » 8 Jan 2016, 8:25am

...... but I hear people are dying to go there.

Alan Frame · Post by **Alan Frame** » 8 Jan 2016, 8:49am

It wasn't the cough that carried him off,
It was the coffin they carried him off in.

pwa · Post by **pwa** » 8 Jan 2016, 9:20am

Carradice might consider a new line in coffins!

jb · Post by jb » 8 Jan 2016, 10:16am

That ideas dead on the ground.

Dafydd17 · Post by **Dafydd17** » 8 Jan 2016, 12:20pm

Better than being dead in the water....

reohn2 · Post by **reohn2** » 8 Jan 2016, 1:54pm

On a more serious note,mainly because the best jokes have all gone(geddit).
I've never understood funerals much less peering into coffins at dead people.
My family are under instruction that if they have a funeral I'll come back and haunt them.
Much better a knees up and dispose of the remains quietly and unceremoniously(or even uncemetryiously),and if anyone puts my name on a plaque,headstone,bench or any similar edifice or garden resting place they're definitely in for some serious haunting :evil:

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gaz · Post by **gaz** » 8 Jan 2016, 2:19pm

pwa wrote:Carradice might consider a new line in coffins!

Carracorpse range?

Edwards · Post by **Edwards** » 8 Jan 2016, 2:51pm

The bloke on the bike is a Dead ringer for a bloke of the TV.

reohn2 · Post by **reohn2** » 8 Jan 2016, 3:25pm

Edwards wrote:The bloke on the bike is a Dead ringer for a bloke of the TV.

You would have to dig that up.

reohn2 · Post by **reohn2** » 8 Jan 2016, 3:32pm

gaz wrote:
pwa wrote:Carradice might consider a new line in coffins!

Carracorpse range?

A bodybag rather than a saddlebag.
I wonder if it would have who'd sewn it on a label on the inside so you could read it :shock:

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The plus for carradice* is that it'd only need a short warranty period

*thinks.........if the body was 'diced' it'd probable fit into a pair Super C's

colin54 · Post by **colin54** » 8 Jan 2016, 4:45pm

Do they have tandems for the mourners ?

mercalia · Post by **mercalia** » 8 Jan 2016, 5:36pm

by colin54 » Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:45 pm
Do they have tandems for the mourners ?

No they have a special - mourner at the back and corpse strapped to the front ( or is it the other way around?)

any more jokes before this topic is put to rest?

Bonefishblues · Post by **Bonefishblues** » 8 Jan 2016, 5:38pm

I tell you what, that's one helluva picnic.

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