Cyril Haearn wrote:..
I am dreaming up a sketch about giving a false name and address, could it be a real address or a non-existent one, a real name? Railway Cuttings, East Cheam or Cotterell House, Godalming might be worth a try
Give them the postcode SW1A 1AA and see if they treat you with reverance.
I always give this postcode when asked and give my name as Rex.