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Timely joke

Postby oldmanonabike » 23 Mar 2017, 8:55am

Man says to his wife "the clocks got to go back"
Wife replies " I thought it was paid for"
Man says " no I got it on tick"
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Re: Timely joke

Postby gaz » 23 Mar 2017, 9:05am

The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.

Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .
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Re: Timely joke

Postby blackbike » 23 Mar 2017, 9:29am

BST means we arrive in our new wonderful future an hour earlier.

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Re: Timely joke

Postby Vorpal » 23 Mar 2017, 9:49am

gaz wrote:The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.

Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Timely joke

Postby reohn2 » 23 Mar 2017, 11:03am

gaz wrote:The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.

Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .

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Re: Timely joke

Postby scotsmanincumbria » 23 Mar 2017, 12:00pm

gaz wrote:Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .


Surely Only 40 years as that is how long we have been in EEC/EU ;-)
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Re: Timely joke

Postby blackbike » 23 Mar 2017, 12:09pm

scotsmanincumbria wrote:
gaz wrote:Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .


Surely Only 40 years as that is how long we have been in EEC/EU ;-)


No, 60 years will do. Back to 1957.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 728225.stm

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Re: Timely joke

Postby Spinners » 23 Mar 2017, 1:02pm

blackbike wrote:
scotsmanincumbria wrote:
gaz wrote:Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .


Surely Only 40 years as that is how long we have been in EEC/EU ;-)


No, 60 years will do. Back to 1957.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 728225.stm


Er, that's July 20th.
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Re: Timely joke

Postby brynpoeth » 23 Mar 2017, 6:03pm

gaz wrote:The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.

Before going back 60 years on the 29th :wink: .


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