Cycling jokes

[ferrit worrier]

Did you hear about the lunatic who won the tour de France in one day ..... he took the psychopath

[Geoff.D]

I want cycling jokes not cycling limericks, grrr

I have a book of 300 professor jokes, surely there must be someone who has a book of cycling jokes and can quote a few

Or is cycling, like football, much more important and serious than life and death?

At Bryn Poeth was a man keen on cycling,
Wanting jokes written only 'bout biking.
But lim'ricks invaded,
The subject evaded,
And the rescue was not to his liking.

[mercalia]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boris
Boris Who?

[Cyril Haearn]

I want cycling jokes not cycling limericks, grrr

I have a book of 300 professor jokes, surely there must be someone who has a book of cycling jokes and can quote a few

Or is cycling, like football, much more important and serious than life and death?

At Bryn Poeth was a man keen on cycling,
Wanting jokes written only 'bout biking.
But lim'ricks invaded,
The subject evaded,
And the rescue was not to his liking.

+1
I want to laugh and cry at the same time

[mercalia]

what did the cyclist say to the trick-cyclist?
how many gears do you have?
what did he reply?
Sex and what does your mother think about that?

[pete75]

Manchester Olympics Cycling events.

Time Trial.

Contestants will be timed how long it takes them to break the lock and ride away on a £1500 mountain bike.


Pursuit.

Same as time trial except this time the bike will be owned by a professional Rugby League player who will witness the theft.

[bertgrower]

People who ride cycles on the pavements are called cycleopaths.


Mad cyclists are called cranks.

[hondated]

Very sadly my mate Gavin died last night from heartburn.
Awful to think Gavisgon.

[Cyril Haearn]

Someone gave me a book as a present, I really cannot understand why, I already had one book, now I have two!

Can anyone explain? Diolch

[Vorpal]

How do you tell a happy cyclist?


By the bugs in his teeth!

[Vorpal]

Why are autumn leaves so slippery on my bike?


Don't put them on yer bike!!

[Vorpal]

The pilot of a tandem stops suddenly, throwing his stoker into his back.
'Whatever did you do that for?', the stoker asks.
'The saddle hurts my bum. I want to adjust it.'
He sorts it out and they carry on. A couple miles later, he does the same again. This time, his stoker flips the saddle round to face backwards.
The pilot asks, 'Why are you doing that?'

'if you're going to brake like that every two miles, I'm going home!'

[Vorpal]

What's the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

The ground!

[Vorpal]

What's the hardest part of cycling joke threads?


The limericks!

[reohn2]

There was a young woman from Norway
Who's joke weren't funny no way
But they gave me a laugh
Coz they were a bit daft
And lead me to craft
A limerick and challenge
From that woman from Norway


PS,not strictly a limerick but the best I could do