Albums that were never made

[gnvqsos]

I have often mused about why crtin artists have achieved success waybeyond their inherent talent.I know this may upset some people but that can be an ingredient for a succesful thread.I have a small list that others may wish to supplement with their own ideas

1.Cliff Richards;People Have Been Crucified For Less.
2.Dire Straits-Plagarism Perfected
3.Fleetwood Mac-Filling the Void(Between your ears)
4.Ed Sheeran-Blandness for the Beginner
5.Led Zeppellin-Too Challenged to name an Album
6.Chris de Burgh-Metamorphiis of Barry Manilow
7.Billy Joel-The Joke's On You
8.Arctic Monkeys-Downhill Fron Here
9.Rolling Stones-Sell By Date Exceeded
10.Oasis-Accept No Sunstitute
11.Bee Gees-Anonymous and Anodyne
12.Rod Stewart-I'd Rather Go Deaf(than hear another dirge)

[Ben@Forest]

Interesting list I have albums by three of the artists you list and another that if I still have it's in a forgotten recess. But I'm not sure that with that falsetto the Bee Gees (never owned any of their work) could be described as anonymous and anodyne.

[reohn2]

Bee Gees:- Only Whales Can Hear Us(and dogs sometimes)
Pink Floyd:- Live,Money(LSD)
Cliff Richards:- Sychophantically Yours

[rjb]

Led Zeppelin - Puncture Fairy
Black Sabbath - The White Album
Cream - Sturmey Gears
Pink Floyd - High with Landis in the Giro

[reohn2]

Kid Rock:- Teeth Rot
The Cranberry's:- Juice It Up
AC DC:- Fuse Pop
Belinda Carlisle:- After The Flood
Crosby Stills Nash & Young:- New York City Sky

[gnvqsos]

13.Kraftwerk-Towpath
14.Traffic-Shoot out at the (bike)factory
15.Julie Driscoll-Tyres on Fire

[colin54]

Paul Weller ~ 'Sings Tiny Tim '

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

[gnvqsos]

16.Queen -My whire Icicle
17.The Rod Goes on Forever-Allman Bros
18.Van Morrison -Its Two Brakes to Stop Now
19.Ry Cooder-Crazy'bout an automobile
20.LIttle Feat Long Distance Hub

[Audax67]

Choir of the King's College Chapel: Horst-Wessel-Lied and other hits.

[gnvqsos]

1971 Rod Stewart-Every Puncture Telsa Story
1966 Manfred Mann %(4) 3 (2)1
Ry Cooder Crazy'bout an automobile

[rjb]

Beethoven - L'eroica
Schubert - Derosa munde