It's March 29th, 23h00: What happens next?

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What happens next

Poll ended at 29 Mar 2019, 7:42pm

1. Glittering new world future for the UK
6
13%
2. The world welcomes trade with UK with open arms
7
16%
3. Slow, withering break up of the United Kingdom
15
33%
4. Rapid descent into unspeakable chaos
8
18%
5. Civil unrest resulting in martial law
1
2%
6. People's revolution on the streets, whole thing turned over
0
No votes
7. Don't know, no ideas.
8
18%
 
Total votes: 45

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Re: It's March 29th, 23h00: What happens next?

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Canuk wrote:I read this morning that Eddie Stobart had contributed to a measly 80 truck 'stress test' in the event of a no deal crash out on the 29th. It didn't quite go as planned...

Some people are still maintaining that a no deal exit on WTO trade terms will have no deleterious everyday effects on the uk and the economy (chiefly BoJo). This is just bonkers. It takes roughly 4 minutes to process a truck at Dover currently. Should no deal be the outcome, that will increase to 80 minutes per truck. 10,000 trucks a day.

Thats equivalent to a 520 day long backlog...

There are hardly words to describe the carnage and chaos to follow.

In 24 hours:-
A truck every 4minutes at Dover = 360
Every 80 minutes = 18
Backlog = 342 per day
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PH wrote:
Canuk wrote:Should no deal be the outcome, that will increase to 80 minutes per truck. 10,000 trucks a day.

Why will it take that long? It didn't before we were in the EU, it doesn't for cargo coming from outside the EU, The scare story was originally 40 minutes, why has it doubled, were people not scared enough?

How long did it take in the sixties? How big were the trucks then compared to now? How stringent were the checks compared to now? How long do trucks take to cross the simpler Swiss border.

I went through a few borders last year. It takes long enough to check a small bus and then the contents holds its paperwork which is simpler and can walk itself. 80 minutes for a much bigger vehicle with stuff that can't move itself seems believable but better evidence welcome.
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mjr wrote:I went through a few borders last year. It takes long enough to check a small bus and then the contents holds its paperwork which is simpler and can walk itself. 80 minutes for a much bigger vehicle with stuff that can't move itself seems believable but better evidence welcome.
I remember being in Gibraltar some years ago. We weren't actually visiting Gibraltar itself, we were on a package tour to a resort in Andalucia and Gibraltar was just our arrival airport. So we were all shepherded onto this bus which then drove us about 200 yards from the airport to the frontier. At which point we were all ordered to alight and walk to the frontier posts to have our papers checked. Meanwhile the bus edged forward the few yards, and once we'd all been processed we re-boarded the same bus. And I remember, this all happened in a torrential downpour (unusual for Gibraltar).

Will it be like this for us at every European frontier? Or worse?
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mjr wrote:How long did it take in the sixties? How big were the trucks then compared to now?

I grew up in Kent, some years just outside Dover, the trucks which in my childhood memory were as big as todays, would be on the road within minutes of the ferry docking.
How stringent were the checks compared to now?

There are no checks now? How complicated it's made has yet to be decided, but there's no reason for it to be so. Until recently I worked for a logistics company importing from around the World, the paperwork wasn't done at the ports, trailers and containers would arrive in the Midlands sealed.
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reohn2 wrote:
Canuk wrote:I read this morning that Eddie Stobart had contributed to a measly 80 truck 'stress test' in the event of a no deal crash out on the 29th. It didn't quite go as planned...

Some people are still maintaining that a no deal exit on WTO trade terms will have no deleterious everyday effects on the uk and the economy (chiefly BoJo). This is just bonkers. It takes roughly 4 minutes to process a truck at Dover currently. Should no deal be the outcome, that will increase to 80 minutes per truck. 10,000 trucks a day.

Thats equivalent to a 520 day long backlog...

There are hardly words to describe the carnage and chaos to follow.

In 24 hours:-
A truck every 4minutes at Dover = 360
Every 80 minutes = 18
Backlog = 342 per day


Not quite. It currently takes 4 minutes to do a customs check on a truck for intra EU transit. Out of the EU on the 29th with no formal agreement in place it will take 80 minutes per truck. 10,000 trucks a day leaving British ports. I've already done the math above. The EU will impose the strictest 'Third Country' checks, which in terms of scrutiny I would rate as 'comprehensive'. Hence the time required.

And that's assuming the French and the Dutch authorities don't try and aggravate things the other side (which in all likelihood they will). And it's also not taking into the account the fact the Gilets Jaunes movement might not take advantage of the situation at French ports. A blockade for example, given the chaos existing in Britain would be very easy to put in place.

Unspeakable chaos doesn't even touch the sides.
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so a large number of mps a) wont accept Mays deal with its debilitating backstop b) wont accept a no deal exit c) wont accept canceling Brexit.

AND we are paying them what is it £77,000+ pa for this cleverness? We need a Gilets Blue to go down to Westminster and kick the so and sos out?
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661-Pete wrote:
mjr wrote:I went through a few borders last year. It takes long enough to check a small bus and then the contents holds its paperwork which is simpler and can walk itself. 80 minutes for a much bigger vehicle with stuff that can't move itself seems believable but better evidence welcome.
I remember being in Gibraltar some years ago. We weren't actually visiting Gibraltar itself, we were on a package tour to a resort in Andalucia and Gibraltar was just our arrival airport. So we were all shepherded onto this bus which then drove us about 200 yards from the airport to the frontier. At which point we were all ordered to alight and walk to the frontier posts to have our papers checked. Meanwhile the bus edged forward the few yards, and once we'd all been processed we re-boarded the same bus. And I remember, this all happened in a torrential downpour (unusual for Gibraltar).

Will it be like this for us at every European frontier? Or worse?

It already happens at other frontiers of the EU. A process as described above happened to us at the Croatian border post and then a couple of miles later at the Montenegrin border post; similarly as I reentered the EU, first we got checked by the Serbian border guards, then again by the Hungarian - but at least that time we were on a train and remained aboard as the armed border guards walked through checking papers. But trains are bigger and I think that took nearly an hour each time.

So, this will be coming soon to the UK-EU frontiers unless we agree some sort of deal. Basically, bye bye to any ability to use yellow-star gates at ports and expect the border controls on Eurostars and Eurotunnel to double.

It's probably dwarfed by what an increase on checks will do to freight, though.
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PH wrote:
mjr wrote:How long did it take in the sixties? How big were the trucks then compared to now?

I grew up in Kent, some years just outside Dover, the trucks which in my childhood memory were as big as todays, would be on the road within minutes of the ferry docking.

Yeaaaaah, that's coming in. What about going out?

PH wrote:
How stringent were the checks compared to now?

There are no checks now? How complicated it's made has yet to be decided, but there's no reason for it to be so. Until recently I worked for a logistics company importing from around the World, the paperwork wasn't done at the ports, trailers and containers would arrive in the Midlands sealed.

There are checks but not on stuff going to the EU like at Dover. I think you know what I meant: how stringent are the checks on stuff leaving for countries we trade with on WTO terms?

There's no reason for it to be painful, but some seem determined on rejecting all deals that would make it less so. The UK cannot unilaterally not check what's crossing its borders without suffering tit-for-tat measures from other countries and surely unpoliced borders is not what Leavers voted for?

So who checked the paper and unsealed the containers? And what happened to stuff going out? Do those systems have the capacity to scale up to cover at least double the traffic? And what proportion of UK-EU freight is containerised?
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Now May is promising a Trade deal by 2021-22. That's essentially 3 years from March. I'm sure this must have 1000's of businesses pulling their collective hair out.

Going to be a lot of bald self employed by the time this fiasco is concluded.
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Canuk wrote:Now May is promising a Trade deal by 2021-22. That's essentially 3 years from March. I'm sure this must have 1000's of businesses pulling their collective hair out.

Going to be a lot of bald self employed by the time this fiasco is concluded.


havent seen that one. I want to tear my hair out that why oh why she wasted 2 years over nothing when she knew or should have that the Good Friday Agreement would cast a long shadow over any Brexit and she should have refused any legally binding backstop that puts the UK at a disadvantage :roll:
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Bottom line: Brexit and no dividing border in Ireland are mutually exclusive. You can't be both in and out simultaneously, unless Ireland is United.
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Canuk wrote:with no formal agreement in place it will take 80 minutes per truck. 1

Port of Dover are saying it'll take 20 minutes, only a quarter of the chaos you predict.
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mjr wrote:There's no reason for it to be painful, but some seem determined on rejecting all deals that would make it less so.

That is sadly the way it is.
Most of the extra admin will be done away from the port, that's the way it's always been, what's happening at the port is a check that the paperwork is in order and sometimes checks that the load matches the paperwork.
The hardest hit are those haulage companies who specialise in groupage rather than full loads, they might have 20+ consignments on the same trailer.
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Re: It's March 29th, 23h00: What happens next?

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PH wrote:
Canuk wrote:with no formal agreement in place it will take 80 minutes per truck. 1

Port of Dover are saying it'll take 20 minutes, only a quarter of the chaos you predict.


Port of Dover are going to try and paint it in the best colours possible. 80 minutes is the Dexu estimate and that's probably an average.
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Canuk wrote:
reohn2 wrote:
Canuk wrote:I read this morning that Eddie Stobart had contributed to a measly 80 truck 'stress test' in the event of a no deal crash out on the 29th. It didn't quite go as planned...

Some people are still maintaining that a no deal exit on WTO trade terms will have no deleterious everyday effects on the uk and the economy (chiefly BoJo). This is just bonkers. It takes roughly 4 minutes to process a truck at Dover currently. Should no deal be the outcome, that will increase to 80 minutes per truck. 10,000 trucks a day.

Thats equivalent to a 520 day long backlog...

There are hardly words to describe the carnage and chaos to follow.

In 24 hours:-
A truck every 4minutes at Dover = 360
Every 80 minutes = 18
Backlog = 342 per day


Not quite. It currently takes 4 minutes to do a customs check on a truck for intra EU transit. Out of the EU on the 29th with no formal agreement in place it will take 80 minutes per truck. 10,000 trucks a day leaving British ports. I've already done the math above. The EU will impose the strictest 'Third Country' checks, which in terms of scrutiny I would rate as 'comprehensive'. Hence the time required.

And that's assuming the French and the Dutch authorities don't try and aggravate things the other side (which in all likelihood they will). And it's also not taking into the account the fact the Gilets Jaunes movement might not take advantage of the situation at French ports. A blockade for example, given the chaos existing in Britain would be very easy to put in place.

Unspeakable chaos doesn't even touch the sides.

You initially said Dover
Is there really 10,000 trucks a day leaving UK ports?
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