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This thread is another kettle of fish(rare undersized or otherwise)entirely

There you go, spouting off again.

The stainless steel Kelly Kettles work very well on induction hobs.
Decorators kettles are also cordless.

NATURAL ANKLING wrote:I must be cracking up.

I didn't want to be the first to say this, but.....

Now my head is boiling over. I spent a sleepless night trying to decipher the OP. This morning with coffee I thought I’d cracked it and worked out a full translation.

Hi,
Not even sure then do an induction contactless one?

I thought if you don’t know what an induction kettle is then Google it

Buy kettle cheap brand old one is buckling so drips.
Get home open box no base with lead just kettle, cordless of course
Email Tesco, they are confused as me as the box looks untampered with sealed up tight.
Need a loaf so trundle off to swap kettle, I need little boys room so send er off with box
Still has old box.
I suppose I was lucky that I did not present box, we go home with original box.

If I had the I'd blame the B£"&*t effect
Kettle works fine.

Discovers the kettle doesn’t have a lead. Takes it back to Tesco and goes for a pee to leave the job to Mrs NA. Then takes original home after discovering you don’t need a lead.
Blames it all on Br**t.

Now I know it was a bog standard cordless kettle and my cup is flowing over.

Paulatic wrote:Blames it all on Br**t.

Now you've set me wondering what on earth the two *s in Br**t might stand for...
Bract? Brest? Brunt? Bruit? Brant?
Aha! I have it! Brent! All his fault!
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Bonefishblues wrote:There you go, spouting off again.

Just whistle and I'm there.

661-Pete wrote:

Paulatic wrote:Blames it all on Br**t.

Now you've set me wondering what on earth the two *s in Br**t might stand for...
Bract? Brest? Brunt? Bruit? Brant?
Aha! I have it! Brent! All his fault!
[youtube]_au0UUHI2aI[/youtube]

Not the Brent I was thinking of...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xI5lOQCSY