Tory leader - place your bets

[Lance Dopestrong]

Sir Philip Green is stepping up to the plate. Greedy, shady, wandering hands...when Boris goes to prison then Green must surely be the favourite?

[NATURAL ANKLING]

Hi,

Negotiate with Ireland, not the EU.
Excellent.

he dont have a clue and hasnt learnt ANYTHING from the last 2 years
The EU wouldnt allow ANTHING that compromised their internal market etc

Yep, that's the point, Javid's way will do what has failed before.

[mercalia]

Hi,

Negotiate with Ireland, not the EU.
Excellent.

he dont have a clue and hasnt learnt ANYTHING from the last 2 years
The EU wouldnt allow ANTHING that compromised their internal market etc

Yep, that's the point, Javid's way will do what has failed before.

as far as I can see that means a crash out no deal?

[Psamathe]

Sir Philip Green is stepping up to the plate. Greedy, shady, wandering hands...when Boris goes to prison then Green must surely be the favourite?

I think it is now more a question as to who isn't standing. Is is true that Beyoncé is now standing?

Ian

[pete75]

To ensure we remain in the EU we need a no deal Brexit promising Chris Grayling to become PM.

[Lance Dopestrong]

To ensure we remain in the EU we need a no deal Brexit promising Chris Grayling to become PM.

Brilliant! I can just imagine him getting out of his primeminesterial limo in Brussels and accidentally opening the door into Barnier's nuts!

[Audax67]

Kill 'em all and let Nyarlathotep sort 'em out.

[thirdcrank]

To ensure we remain in the EU we need a no deal Brexit promising Chris Grayling to become PM.

We couldn't afford the bill.

[PDQ Mobile]

I think it is now more a question as to who isn't standing. Is is true that Beyoncé is now standing?
Ian

[Cugel]

Sir Philip Green is stepping up to the plate. Greedy, shady, wandering hands...when Boris goes to prison then Green must surely be the favourite?

Cometh the hour, cometh the creature! Well, creatures (lots of).

Wot hour? The hour of doom!

Cugel, wondering who will steal his pension and with what excuse.

[Lance Dopestrong]

I think it is now more a question as to who isn't standing. Is is true that Beyoncé is now standing?

Ian

I'm not sure I'm nasty enough to do the job, but I might throw my hat in the ring.

[mercalia]

Sir Philip Green is stepping up to the plate. Greedy, shady, wandering hands...when Boris goes to prison then Green must surely be the favourite?

he should have kept in Bighty, over the other side of the pond the women are more ferocious

[mercalia]

Then there were 13
We'll at least he wants another referendum. That's to his credit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48489392

[thirdcrank]

I see they - the 1922 Committee - have streamlined the selection process, so that instead of weekly votes for the next few months on the devil-take-the-hindmost principle, it will be done and dusted during the third week in July. (Thinks) Is that just in time for the Summer recess, so the selection process doesn't interfere with the long summer hol. Sorry, recess.

[thirdcrank]

I see Gove has admitted taking cocaine / mentioned snorting coke (?) depending on POV.

Will this detract from his popularity among the traditional party membership?
Or endear him to a younger, less bigoted type of voter?

And who cares? Except for BJ that is?

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