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Cugel wrote:Look, he's crawling up my wall
Blonde and hairy, very drolll
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this kook up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl around
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

kwackers wrote:

mercalia wrote:and Boris drops his first clanger. A domestic dispute with his latest woman and the cops were called. Seems like was so loud a neighbour recorded it So get your copy of the Sunday Press - Read All About It May be there is a god after all

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/p ... ?ocid=News

Something to do with a laptop, some shouting about "get off my laptop", spilt wine and an upset woman.

Sounds like he was knocking a cheeky one out when she surprised him. Can't blame him, he's so close now the excitement was probably too much.

pete75 wrote:

Cugel wrote:Look, he's crawling up my wall
Blonde and hairy, very droll
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this kook up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl around
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Plagiarism. This is a John Entwhistle song with a few lines altered.

mercalia wrote:atleast one person (Marina Hyde, not an ex?) dont rate Boris - or his entourage

Eventually, of course, Johnson himself will come for us all. He’s really the Tories’ Papa Lazarou, with his grotesque circus, his free-form gibberish, his expanding collection of wedding rings. And the rest. AND THE REST.

Certainly given his very publicised row with his girlfriend, it casts doubt on the judgement of the 160 or so MPs who voted for him? Thats collosal given its about 1/2 the parliamentary tory party with unsound judgement? ( Labour must be smirking )

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... GTUK_email

a new term the Borisverse

You can always trust the Guardian for an eloquent article?

Cyril Haearn wrote:Who might be the next First Lady?

fausto copy wrote:Surely, if Boris does get the job, she'd be known as the latest lady.

Bonefishblues wrote:Dear lord the philandering buffoon was spotted in Bicester earlier with our Tory MP toadying up to him. In a bakery, no less. I expect that have him a right cream horn.

mercalia wrote:

Bonefishblues wrote:Dear lord the philandering buffoon was spotted in Bicester earlier with our Tory MP toadying up to him. In a bakery, no less. I expect that gave him a right cream horn.

maybe thw row was that she has a bun in the oven