pete75 wrote:Cugel wrote:Tangled Metal wrote:Oh isn't it time we sorted this argument out? There's only one way to do that.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
This approach works on Harry Hill's programmes so might work here!
I suggest wet arm-warmers 'round the back of the bike shed. First to cry real tears or shout for 'is mam when given a particularly stinging arm-warmer slap on the bare leg is the loser.
12 bore shotguns at 30 yards would be my choice. No 4 shot.
You'd only shoot yer own feet.
I once knew a bloke who attached a "rocket launcher" to his handlebars. It was just an old tube open at both ends, into which he placed a-one o' them Nov 5th rockets. He seemed ignorant of how a rocket works and had to purchase a new jersey as a result of the firing. The rocket hit a kerb, about 10 feet ahead, then attacked the gutter-clarts to no real effect.