Lidl Must have: speedometer bathroom scales

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mercalia
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Lidl Must have: speedometer bathroom scales

Postby mercalia » 18 Oct 2019, 4:45pm

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well would have been better with a little bit of AI? -

You fat slob, get some exercise!

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661-Pete
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Re: Lidl Must have: speedometer bathroom scales

Postby 661-Pete » 18 Oct 2019, 5:41pm

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really cheesed off.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).