What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

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dogs are such fun - wish I had one but live in flat so not favourite...
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colin54 wrote:
Cowsham wrote:Googled dog water -- wish I hadn't !

Thanks for the tip, I'll pass on that experience :lol:
Dog water, AKA water for dogs, like four candles, 'andles for forks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw .


I might have found that amusing if I could work out what the estate agent said at the end! :?
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What made me cackle today was the mental image of that Trumpanzee shoving a Taser into his belt and zapping himself in the goolies. Instant Darwin: he removed himself from the gene pool firstly by spit-roasting the means of procreation and secondly by croaking. Darwin and bar by my reckoning.

I wish I could have seen his face.
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Cowsham wrote:This purple bricks advert

https://youtu.be/FWkKKOKyUkY

Whoops sorry my bad I meant this one

https://youtu.be/vmOC86-PnW4


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peetee wrote:
colin54 wrote:
Cowsham wrote:Googled dog water -- wish I hadn't !

Thanks for the tip, I'll pass on that experience :lol:
Dog water, AKA water for dogs, like four candles, 'andles for forks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw .


I might have found that amusing if I could work out what the estate agent said at the end! :?


You probably meant this
https://youtu.be/FWkKKOKyUkY

But it should have been this sorry.
https://youtu.be/vmOC86-PnW4
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Audax67 wrote:What made me cackle today was the mental image of that Trumpanzee shoving a Taser into his belt and zapping himself in the goolies. Instant Darwin: he removed himself from the gene pool firstly by spit-roasting the means of procreation and secondly by croaking. Darwin and bar by my reckoning.

I wish I could have seen his face.


Said not to be true but a very humourous image none the less!

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Mike_Ayling wrote:
Audax67 wrote:What made me cackle today was the mental image of that Trumpanzee shoving a Taser into his belt and zapping himself in the goolies. Instant Darwin: he removed himself from the gene pool firstly by spit-roasting the means of procreation and secondly by croaking. Darwin and bar by my reckoning.

I wish I could have seen his face.


Said not to be true but a very humourous image none the less!

Mike


Aw gee. Well, just have to live in hope.
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Tescos have the packets of senokot in anti theft security box. It's either the result of the lockdown pasta diet or it's January, time for fat people to try getting thinner by any means.
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Somebody at the BBC scheduling department has a sense of humour, it made me give a wry smile when I saw order of programmes on BBC2 last night.
20.00-21.00 ;The Trump Show; Downfall followed by :-
21.00-22.35 : Lance (part 1), they missed a trick there, they should have shown part 2...
Both compelling watching curiously.
Edit; I should have read the Trump thread first! I see others were amused.
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The cat asking out at the same time each night ( I'll swear he can read the clock ) I told the wife I better let him out, it's dinner time at his other owners ( read "Slaves" ) house. The wife hates that.
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dig a little.jpg
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Harding telling the Commons Science committee today that, "We have seen the new variant emerge, which was something that none of us were able to predict." That's got to trump her admission that she didn't know if customers' personal data was enrypted or not, back in the days when she messed up comm.s business, instead of our health.. Now that made me roar!! I dunno about David Davis being 'as thick as mince' (after-all, he's got a Masters degree...), but Harding appears to be the stuff of planks!
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walkers.jpg
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cycleruk wrote:walkers.jpg


:lol:
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Did he, though?
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