What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

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reohn2 wrote: 20 Dec 2019, 1:05pm Plus it's got a built in defibrillator :wink:
After nearly two years... two years, I just got that joke John; I bet they never have trouble re-starting at the lights...
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colin54 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 7:23pm
reohn2 wrote: 20 Dec 2019, 1:05pm Plus it's got a built in defibrillator :wink:
After nearly two years... two years, I just got that joke John; I bet they never have trouble re-starting at the lights...
Where did I post it :?

PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing :shock:
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reohn2 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:08pm
Where did I post it :?

PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing :shock:
It's the first reply at the start of this thread !
I hear you about memory s4 , er what was your name again ?
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colin54 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:54pm
reohn2 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:08pm
Where did I post it :?

PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing :shock:
It's the first reply at the start of this thread !
Shocking joke that one :)
I hear you about memory s4 , er what was your name again ?
Err,hmmm.... ....I can't quite...........
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colin54 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:54pm
reohn2 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:08pm
Where did I post it :?

PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing :shock:
It's the first reply at the start of this thread !
I hear you about memory s4 , er what was your name again ?
You do know that remembering stuff that happened years ago and not what happened yesterday is the first sign of senility, don't you? :lol:

Nah, just kidding, and it's not funny anyway. Once I start forgetting what I used to remember, that's when I'll start worrying.
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Not mine buy I liked it
I identify myself as male but the Sainsbury's Sticky Toffee pudding I have just bought identifies me as a family of four.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Looking for a couple of gallons of petrol.
Will swap for a doctor's appointment.
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Mick F wrote: 27 Sep 2021, 6:42pm Looking for a couple of gallons of petrol.
Will swap for a doctor's appointment.
Or a kidney.
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Checking in to Premier Inn today with loaded touring bike positioned prominently in front of me.
Receptionist: Can I have your registration number please?
Me: No
Receptionist repeats question a bit louder and slower, assuming that I am a bit deaf or stupid.
Me: No, look it is a push bike and it does not have a registration number!
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My cat. He didn't want to get his paws wet so licked my fingers then put his head down under them to get me to clean behind his ears with my now wet fingers. I couldn't believe my eyes but I went along with it. Who owns who?
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Debs wrote: 4 Oct 2021, 2:58pm Image

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Heard a pig farmer on R4 Farming programme just now: “We understand peaks and troughs”.
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