What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

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pete75 wrote: 3 Oct 2021, 7:50pm 03-10-2021 19-47-32.png
Excellent! :D
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Commenting on a new posh cutlery set my wife bought on the internet --

I said the knives haven't much of a serrated edge to them as I drew one across my finger. Next words were

"whoops :shock: I've just opened myself" -- as the blood began to flow.

Didn't make me laugh but caused tears of mirth from the rest of my family.
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reohn2 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:08pm

PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing :shock:
My mother used to tell me that the thing she liked best about getting old was being able to hide her own Easter eggs.
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Vorpal wrote: 8 Oct 2021, 9:25am
reohn2 wrote: 23 Sep 2021, 8:08pm

PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing :shock:
My mother used to tell me that the thing she liked best about getting old was being able to hide her own Easter eggs.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Having to explain to my partner why The Ring of Fire is the curry song :lol:
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What I can't understand is these Non-Fungicidal Tokens.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Mike Sales wrote: 9 Oct 2021, 7:51pm
What I can't understand is these Non-Fungicidal Tokens.
I read that somewhere on the forum and couldn't make head nor tail of it,so I put it on the shelf in my brain marked unclassified :?
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Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...

the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.

I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! ! :shock:
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Cowsham wrote: 11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...

the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.

I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! ! :shock:
Someone saw you coming in! :shock:
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reohn2 wrote: 11 Oct 2021, 5:11pm
Cowsham wrote: 11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...

the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.

I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! ! :shock:
Someone saw you coming in! :shock:
She must have recognised me cos when I turned around she was gone. (Again) :lol:
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Cowsham wrote: 11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...

the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.

I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! ! :shock:
Well done remembering her mobile number from 1981.
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DaveReading wrote: 11 Oct 2021, 10:50pm
Cowsham wrote: 11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...

the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.

I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! ! :shock:
Well done remembering her mobile number from 1981.
Ha ha -- but what really made me laugh ( had to be careful -- my son was with me ) it was like signing the marriage register when I saw the two names together!
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Always makes my laugh, not only today.

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm ..................................... :D
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