I didn't recognise her with her clothes on
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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I have got used to cyclists in my U3A groups bragging about how many joints they have had replaced and their heart bypasses and pacemakers etc. but this takes the biscuit...
I took my car to the garage to have the electrics fixed and I got chatting to the boss who I noticed was a bit doddery. He reckons he had a tumour as big as a GRAPEFRUIT removed from his brain two years ago. Is this feasible or just bragging?
I took my car to the garage to have the electrics fixed and I got chatting to the boss who I noticed was a bit doddery. He reckons he had a tumour as big as a GRAPEFRUIT removed from his brain two years ago. Is this feasible or just bragging?
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There's a recent claim of WATERMELON size from India:
https://nypost.com/2019/05/23/worlds-la ... -20-years/
Fruit-based metrology has a long tradition both in anatomy and clinical practice...
Jonathan
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Spotted on Social media:-
Fun fact:
Gary Numan is 2 weeks older than Gary Oldman
Fun fact:
Gary Numan is 2 weeks older than Gary Oldman
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Sent to jail because you wore a mask in tesco while shopping.
While looking up news on Howard Quayle chief minister of IOM after him suffering a stoke ( incidentally same age as poor Brucey 54 but recovering well ) I came across an extract about some of the tough decisions he had to make to keep the island free of corona before vaccines arrived.
"If you broke our quarantine rules, if you put people's lives at risk and you were caught, you went to prison," Mr Quayle said.
He admitted that the handing out of prison sentences caused a degree of outrage, including when a group of welders from Newcastle were caught in a supermarket when they were supposed to be isolating.
How were they caught? Because they "went in there wearing masks" when the rest of the Isle of Man's population had no requirement to, due to their zero number of cases.
While looking up news on Howard Quayle chief minister of IOM after him suffering a stoke ( incidentally same age as poor Brucey 54 but recovering well ) I came across an extract about some of the tough decisions he had to make to keep the island free of corona before vaccines arrived.
"If you broke our quarantine rules, if you put people's lives at risk and you were caught, you went to prison," Mr Quayle said.
He admitted that the handing out of prison sentences caused a degree of outrage, including when a group of welders from Newcastle were caught in a supermarket when they were supposed to be isolating.
How were they caught? Because they "went in there wearing masks" when the rest of the Isle of Man's population had no requirement to, due to their zero number of cases.
I am here. Where are you?
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My cousin's sister-in-law's sister has had both her Covid jabs. The very next week it was her wedding day and it poured with rain all day.
Do the research. The connection is inescapable.
Do the research. The connection is inescapable.
John
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A thread on Reddit with the heading: "Having to re-learn office etiquette after 18 months of freely farting, burping and cursing with no consequence."
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The message I saw on a Chinese site selling carbon forks with possible unevenness in the carbon weave, telling people with obsessive compulsive disorder to "shoot carefully" (don't order it from them?)
We'll always be together, together on electric bikes.
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Yeah -- get the rider without damaging the forks good from far but far from good.
I am here. Where are you?
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Not one of mine, attribution to Ian Searle
Ianhttp://www.newsbiscuit.com/2021/09/23/proofreader-at-argos-stores-admits-a-catalogue-of-errors/ wrote:Proof reader at Argos Stores admits a catalogue of errors