After nearly two years... two years, I just got that joke John; I bet they never have trouble re-starting at the lights...
What Has Made You Laugh Today ?
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Nu-Fogey
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Where did I post it
PS,this getting old is great,I don't remember a bladdy thing
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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It's the first reply at the start of this thread !
I hear you about memory s4 , er what was your name again ?
Nu-Fogey
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Shocking joke that one
Err,hmmm.... ....I can't quite...........I hear you about memory s4 , er what was your name again ?
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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You do know that remembering stuff that happened years ago and not what happened yesterday is the first sign of senility, don't you?
Nah, just kidding, and it's not funny anyway. Once I start forgetting what I used to remember, that's when I'll start worrying.
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Not mine buy I liked it
IanI identify myself as male but the Sainsbury's Sticky Toffee pudding I have just bought identifies me as a family of four.
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Looking for a couple of gallons of petrol.
Will swap for a doctor's appointment.
Will swap for a doctor's appointment.
Mick F. Cornwall
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Checking in to Premier Inn today with loaded touring bike positioned prominently in front of me.
Receptionist: Can I have your registration number please?
Me: No
Receptionist repeats question a bit louder and slower, assuming that I am a bit deaf or stupid.
Me: No, look it is a push bike and it does not have a registration number!
Receptionist: Can I have your registration number please?
Me: No
Receptionist repeats question a bit louder and slower, assuming that I am a bit deaf or stupid.
Me: No, look it is a push bike and it does not have a registration number!
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'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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My cat. He didn't want to get his paws wet so licked my fingers then put his head down under them to get me to clean behind his ears with my now wet fingers. I couldn't believe my eyes but I went along with it. Who owns who?
I am here. Where are you?
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Heard a pig farmer on R4 Farming programme just now: “We understand peaks and troughs”.
John