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What Has Made You Laugh Today ?
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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Commenting on a new posh cutlery set my wife bought on the internet --
I said the knives haven't much of a serrated edge to them as I drew one across my finger. Next words were
"whoops I've just opened myself" -- as the blood began to flow.
Didn't make me laugh but caused tears of mirth from the rest of my family.
I said the knives haven't much of a serrated edge to them as I drew one across my finger. Next words were
"whoops I've just opened myself" -- as the blood began to flow.
Didn't make me laugh but caused tears of mirth from the rest of my family.
I am here. Where are you?
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My mother used to tell me that the thing she liked best about getting old was being able to hide her own Easter eggs.
“In some ways, it is easier to be a dissident, for then one is without responsibility.”
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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Having to explain to my partner why The Ring of Fire is the curry song
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What I can't understand is these Non-Fungicidal Tokens.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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I read that somewhere on the forum and couldn't make head nor tail of it,so I put it on the shelf in my brain marked unclassified
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...
the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.
I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! !
the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.
I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! !
I am here. Where are you?
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Someone saw you coming in!Cowsham wrote: ↑11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...
the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.
I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! !
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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She must have recognised me cos when I turned around she was gone. (Again)reohn2 wrote: ↑11 Oct 2021, 5:11pmSomeone saw you coming in!Cowsham wrote: ↑11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...
the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.
I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! !
I am here. Where are you?
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Well done remembering her mobile number from 1981.Cowsham wrote: ↑11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...
the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.
I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! !
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Ha ha -- but what really made me laugh ( had to be careful -- my son was with me ) it was like signing the marriage register when I saw the two names together!DaveReading wrote: ↑11 Oct 2021, 10:50pmWell done remembering her mobile number from 1981.Cowsham wrote: ↑11 Oct 2021, 4:12pm Walking into a cafe today -- one lady sitting eating whom I didn't notice -- until I got to the counter...
the cafe requires you put your name and phone number on a page to contact you if there's a covid case reported.
I looked at the last name on the list -- AN OLD GIRLFRIEND FROM 1981 ! ! !
I am here. Where are you?
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Always makes my laugh, not only today.
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm .....................................
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm .....................................
Mick F. Cornwall
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