What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

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mattheus wrote: 7 Dec 2021, 12:38pm<snip>
Something else that's made me laugh today :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Anyone for tennis ?
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colin54 wrote: 7 Dec 2021, 2:37pm Anyone for tennis ?
Nothing on the telly until January I think?

Come on Tim!
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Oops, did someone slip a little bit of politics in here?

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Debs wrote: 7 Dec 2021, 3:29pm Oops, did someone slip a little bit of politics in here?

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Very good.

Gotta get a double seat ...

:lol:
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It made me laugh today listening to R4 Today this morning, and hearing about the party at Downing Street last December whilst London was in Tier 3.

Still smiling now! :lol:
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In a world filled with a certain amount of strife and misery, this provided a lighter moment.

Step along, darling!
And don't get the hump.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... ty-contest
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I went to the pharmacy, saw the nice lady there
But she acted like she didn’t care
Then she started on a ministration
Rappin’ and givin’ me aggravation
Said “we got vapour for your inhalation
Ointment for your inflammation
We got water for the irrigation
And tings to give you hallucinations
But if you suffers with flatulation
We can make it feel like good vibrations
So don’t go getting into no altercations
Why not try some meditation
And if your brain turns into vegetation
Come back here for our medication.

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Another from Billy:-

For Worshippers of the Toothless Comb

I’m folically challenged a bit thin on top
Only rarely does the barber get to harvest my crop
So I decided a comb over might suit my style
But to grow my hair that long would take a good while
The wife said, when I told her, with a great deal of mirth
Don’t worry Billy you were just short changed at birth
You’ve got hair in other places in abundance it grows
Like your armpits, your ears, and out of your nose
I’ll take a few cuttings, then she really made me cringe
When she said me short and curlies would make a nice fringe
Now I don’t mind it much when the wife has a dig
So she went to a charity shop and bought me a wig
She said sit in the chair, close your eyes, don’t budge
Then when I looked in the mirror I’d turned into a judge
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:lol: :lol:
Very good R2, for both of those.

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As for hair, I've not had ANY ANYWHERE since 2016.
Wonderful being completely hairless, and I'd be rather upset if any of it grew back.

Last haircut 25 Jun 15
Last shave winter 2015 and very little body hair.

First to go were leg hairs and arm hairs.
Last to go, pubic hair, underarm hair and chest hair - very very thin and white before the last of it went.
Autumn 2016, totally smooth skin over whole body. No visible hair follicles anywhere ...................... and there still aren't.
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Mick F wrote: 8 Dec 2021, 7:03pm :lol: :lol:
Very good R2, for both of those.

...............................

As for hair, I've not had ANY ANYWHERE since 2016.
Wonderful being completely hairless, and I'd be rather upset if any of it grew back.

Last haircut 25 Jun 15
Last shave winter 2015 and very little body hair.

First to go were leg hairs and arm hairs.
Last to go, pubic hair, underarm hair and chest hair - very very thin and white before the last of it went.
Autumn 2016, totally smooth skin over whole body. No visible hair follicles anywhere ...................... and there still aren't.
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What happened Mick ? The brexit vote?
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Cowsham wrote: 8 Dec 2021, 10:31pm What happened Mick ? The brexit vote?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one!

No, it was a gradual thing over yonks. Developed a bald patch on the back of my head in late 1982, and when it grew back, it was soft and snow-white. The whiteness migrated round both sides over the years, and then became very thin. Meanwhile, all my hairs began thinning. By 2012 or so, the baldness began in earnest. Slow process.
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I was balding by 19 years old when the eighties was all about big hair -- I felt very out of place with all my peers -- now most of them are as bald as me only much fatter ( with their own boobs ) because while they relied on their good looks ( girly hair ) and I had to work like a horse to give the girls something to look at.
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