What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

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Cowsham
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Cowsham » 17 Jan 2020, 12:49pm

merseymouth wrote:P.S.,Forgot the Kidney Stone that took surgical removal, ho hum.
I believe that I qualify for "Big Chief I-Spy's Gold Badge" for Hospital departments visited. Gynaecology was causing me a problem, but they did an ultra sound scan to find the stone the said -Well, I can tell you you're not pregnant"! Box Ticked :lol: :lol: :lol: My wife now has a full time occupation as my Appointment Secretary! TTFN MM

*P.S.S. I'm a natural pessimist so it could be trying :oops: MM


And still pedalling -- respect!

mercalia
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby mercalia » 18 Jan 2020, 7:57pm

seems like the yanks have a new space army with new uniforms

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I would have thought black would have been more appropriate :lol: maybe with a few bright dots for stars :wink:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51160547

of course its a Trump Idea :lol:

clearly they havent watched Star Trek Enterprise?

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should have gone to Amazon?
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Mike Sales
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Mike Sales » 18 Jan 2020, 8:07pm

mercalia wrote:seems like the yanks have a new space army with new uniforms

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I would have thought black would have been more appropriate :lol: maybe with a few bright dots for stars :wink:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51160547

of course its a Trump Idea :lol:


Maybe they don't want to get run over by Elon Musk.

Cowsham
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Cowsham » 27 Nov 2020, 11:57pm

Mark Steels in town -- radio 4 last night -- the bit right at the start where he was in Belfast some years ago. He didn't ever imagine that the show would be controversial if aired today, not for a quip he made about the murals but about Rolf Harris painting them. :lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000pqdt
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philvantwo
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby philvantwo » 28 Nov 2020, 8:34am

The first contestant on yesterday's Popmaster on the Ken Bruce show. On the what year were these 3 songs.... the last song was Cliff Richard's Millennium Prayer, he guessed 1985!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Ben@Forest » 28 Nov 2020, 9:30am

philvantwo wrote:The first contestant on yesterday's Popmaster on the Ken Bruce show. On the what year were these 3 songs.... the last song was Cliff Richard's Millennium Prayer, he guessed 1985!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Years ago l heard the quiz question, 'Captain James Cook made three expeditions around the world - on which one was he killed?' The respondent's answer 'The second'.

Ride-sleep-repeat
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Ride-sleep-repeat » 28 Nov 2020, 12:11pm

philvantwo wrote:The first contestant on yesterday's Popmaster on the Ken Bruce show. On the what year were these 3 songs.... the last song was Cliff Richard's Millennium Prayer, he guessed 1985!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did he get a 1 year out T-shirt?

mercalia
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby mercalia » 28 Nov 2020, 12:18pm

The latest in the Trump Saga is the Kraken Conspiracy

The Kraken is a gigantic sea monster from Scandinavian folklore that rises up from the ocean to devour its enemies.

It's also become an internet meme representing a sprawling, unsubstantiated set of claims that purport to outline the case for widespread fraud in the US presidential election.

Pro-Trump groups including QAnon conspiracy theorists have amplified the idea under the hashtag #ReleaseTheKraken, and it's being widely shared by those supporting the legal campaign to challenge the election results.


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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55090145


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mercalia
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby mercalia » 28 Nov 2020, 12:50pm

Oh to live on the Isle of Wight

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'This is a great spot to watch the Covid marshals protecting our shoreline'

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cycleruk
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby cycleruk » 28 Nov 2020, 1:31pm

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You'll never know if you don't try it.

Ride-sleep-repeat
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Ride-sleep-repeat » 29 Nov 2020, 8:17pm

Tweet by John Redwood.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/john-redwood- ... 08198.html

You have to laugh there's nothing else left.

Jdsk
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Jdsk » 29 Nov 2020, 8:21pm

Brian Moore's response seemed not inappropriate.

Jonathan

colin54
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby colin54 » 1 Dec 2020, 5:25pm

'Apostrophe', going well but fell at the final hurdle.
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby KTHSullivan » 5 Dec 2020, 9:49pm

Just been to page 5 in the latest addition of the Cycling UK rag and it appears the the newly appointed CEO takes her bike to a shop to fix punctures. Got to be one for private eye.
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. :lol:

Cowsham
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Re: What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

Postby Cowsham » 6 Dec 2020, 2:49am

The wife getting into a strop about where the cat goes.