Boris's Brain is missing

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pete75
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Boris's Brain is missing

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Or rather it will be by the end of the year. Cummings says he will be gone by then.
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Re: Boris's Brain is missing

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pete75 wrote:Or rather it will be by the end of the year. Cummings says he will be gone by then.

He's already gone.
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Re: Boris's Brain is missing

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Could be just for an eyesight test...

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Re: Boris's Brain is missing

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Jdsk wrote:Could be just for an eyesight test...

Jonathan


Could be, but that box looks suspiciously final...

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But ... but ... but ... what will we do now with nobody running the country. Even more crucial, nobody to find JCBs and HiViz/hard hats for Boris to pose for photo opportunities.

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Boris with a brain? You are joking....

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Hi all, To locate Boris's brain check out the jars of formaldehyde? Either that or pickled in alcohol! IGICB MM
pete75
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Re: Boris's Brain is missing

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Apparently that Symonds woman will be taking over the task...
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He's already leaked that he wants out to cash in on the lucrative speech tour along with Blair, Cameron and May. That's after he heard about Maybot reporting a £400,000 income from doing the circuit for a few months after leaving number ten. He did leak that he can't live on just the PM's salary.

I doubt Boris will last much longer than Cummings. Then where will we be? Carrie taking over?? She's currently a bit too influential having got rid of Cummings mate.
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I hope they called the Police to march him out of the door (as he's done to others and then settled using taxpayer funds out-of-court https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/13/special-adviser-sacked-by-dominic-cummings-to-receive-payoff).

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kwackers wrote:
Jdsk wrote:Could be just for an eyesight test...

Jonathan


Could be, but that box looks suspiciously final...

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I must admit I'd be tempted by some

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as a celebratory tipple. (I got given some of one of their other IPAs a while back & was surprised I quite liked it.)
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: - )

We had some of our stock with supper.

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Re: Boris's Brain is missing

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I hope someone checked in that box to make sure he wasn't stealing the "oven ready deal" - we could be deep in it if he's taken it!
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I just like the sound of "Cummings and Goings", especially the latter. GOODBYEE - you won't be missed.
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: - )

... I've only just realised... he could call his autobiography "The Diary of a Nobody"!

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