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Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 10:18am
by Cyril Haearn
I love jokes. I am not so interested in puns, but there are a lot of puns on the joke thread
Please put puns here in future, and jokes on the joke thread

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 10:55am
by merseymouth
Wow! A"Pun" my word, who kicked your donkey mate? Punning depends on agility of mind, something not many comics possess.
For me the greatest Pun Master was Tommy Handley, he of I.T.M.A. fame. Such greats as "I hope you show decorum?", "Isn't that what you do to apples before you bake em?" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Remember the Ken Goodwright joke - "The other day the postman knocked at my door, he complained the my dog had eaten his hat!" ,"I don't care said I". He kept on "It's ate my official hat!", "Not bothered " said I. Came back with "I don't like your attitude!", I of course said "It's not my attitude, It's your at ee chewed"! :wink: MM

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 11:18am
by [XAP]Bob
A good pun is it's own reword.


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Re: Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 11:37am
by colin54
Has the OP appointed himself forum Puntiff ?
I haven't spotted any smoke coming from the chimney...

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 11:42am
by Cyril Haearn
I sort of fancy myself as a local shire-iff, or PSO, Police-shaped object, already got a hi-vis vest with text :wink:

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 12:51pm
by Oldjohnw
colin54 wrote:Has the OP appointed himself forum Puntiff ?
I haven't spotted any smoke coming from the chimney...


Very punny

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 22 Nov 2020, 7:45pm
by simonineaston
If puns are intended to amuse, then in what way are they not a joke? When is a joke, not a joke - when is a door, not a door? Does the punch-line depend on punning? Are all puns funny? Are all jokes funny? God (a god, not any one god in particular) help us all (not meant as a joke...).

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 23 Nov 2020, 10:14am
by Pastychomper

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Re: Puns here please

Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 3:36pm
by cooper_coleraine
Why did Karl Marx ( Proudhon] not drink tea? Because property is theft.

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 8:43pm
by cotterpins
Surely, we're all gluttons for PUNishment.

Re: Puns here please

Posted: 24 Nov 2020, 9:57pm
by PDQ Mobile
Stop.
No more pun and games please