Another caption competition

[thirdcrank]

What was the grey-haired man in the blue suit and pale blue open-necked shirt saying when he was being interviewed at the Olympic Velodrome?

[Ambermile]

"No, I *don't* want to be a teapot"

[byegad]

'Hah! Hah! Hah! I resigned just in time. How do you like that Gordon?'

[gaz]

"Blue is my colour"?

[patricktaylor]

"Hi. As you can see, I'm Tony. Great. Hi."

[Asdace]

Can you recommend a good Chinese Take-Away round here, mate.

[mhara]

"well, Norm Tebbit might have said On Yer Bike!, but you know our theme song has always been "Anything you can do we can do better".

[zenzinnia]

"Someone told me there was a bandwagon around here but all I can see are these rudy cyclists"

[sir_lozz]

"yes, i did only come to get away from cherie"

[JQ666]

"Yes, I think the British cycling team is yet another of my New Labour success stories!"

Cherie is heard muttering under her breath (loud enough for the press to pick it up), "Pity Gordon's ****ed it all up; I wonder when he'll get on his bike?!"

[DaveP]

Well, yes, since you ask, I did have a couple of bob on the Yank...

[thirdcrank]

"I think what's really important ....(gulp) ...is...(gulp)... you know...this shows we were right to encourage cyclists to get off the roads...(gulp)... and onto cycle tracks. I hear you say 'What about Nicole Cooke?' and I have to say...(gulp)...you know ... what happens in Wales is really now a matter for the Welsh Assembly....."

(With apologies to Rory Bremner.)

[piscisvisio]

First man: "here use my shaver"
Second man: "No use mine!"