Another caption competition

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thirdcrank
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Another caption competition

Postby thirdcrank » 23 Aug 2008, 7:07pm

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What was the grey-haired man in the blue suit and pale blue open-necked shirt saying when he was being interviewed at the Olympic Velodrome?
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Ambermile
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Postby Ambermile » 23 Aug 2008, 7:12pm

"No, I *don't* want to be a teapot"
I make stuff, that's all.

byegad
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Postby byegad » 23 Aug 2008, 7:12pm

'Hah! Hah! Hah! I resigned just in time. How do you like that Gordon?'

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gaz
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Postby gaz » 23 Aug 2008, 8:33pm

"Blue is my colour"?

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Postby patricktaylor » 23 Aug 2008, 10:44pm

"Hi. As you can see, I'm Tony. Great. Hi."

Asdace

Postby Asdace » 24 Aug 2008, 12:27am

Can you recommend a good Chinese Take-Away round here, mate.

mhara

Postby mhara » 24 Aug 2008, 1:55am

"well, Norm Tebbit might have said On Yer Bike!, but you know our theme song has always been "Anything you can do we can do better".

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Postby zenzinnia » 24 Aug 2008, 8:56am

"Someone told me there was a bandwagon around here but all I can see are these rudy cyclists"

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Postby sir_lozz » 26 Aug 2008, 10:34am

"yes, i did only come to get away from cherie"
real men don't need engines

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Postby JQ666 » 26 Aug 2008, 2:50pm

"Yes, I think the British cycling team is yet another of my New Labour success stories!"

Cherie is heard muttering under her breath (loud enough for the press to pick it up), "Pity Gordon's ****ed it all up; I wonder when he'll get on his bike?!"

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Postby DaveP » 26 Aug 2008, 10:44pm

Well, yes, since you ask, I did have a couple of bob on the Yank...

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Postby thirdcrank » 26 Aug 2008, 10:56pm

"I think what's really important ....(gulp) ...is...(gulp)... you know...this shows we were right to encourage cyclists to get off the roads...(gulp)... and onto cycle tracks. I hear you say 'What about Nicole Cooke?' and I have to say...(gulp)...you know ... what happens in Wales is really now a matter for the Welsh Assembly....."

(With apologies to Rory Bremner.)

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Postby piscisvisio » 28 Aug 2008, 10:20pm

First man: "here use my shaver"
Second man: "No use mine!"