Ok Ok .......

bikely-challenged · Postby **bikely-challenged** » 8 Oct 2008, 5:37pm

Flippin' Eck, there's some strange looking blokes on this thread :shock:

John Hurt, Paxman, Duncan Bannatyne, Rod Liddell.....I've been left with some very disturbing mental images.

You can keep your brainiacs and chocolate, give me muscles and looks every time:

Shallow? Me? :wink:

kwackers · Postby **kwackers** » 8 Oct 2008, 6:25pm

bikely-challenged wrote:Flippin' Eck, there's some strange looking blokes on this thread

John Hurt, Paxman, Duncan Bannatyne, Rod Liddell.....I've been left with some very disturbing mental images.

You can keep your brainiacs and chocolate, give me muscles and looks every time:

Shallow? Me?

Would you settle for muscles, looks AND intelligence? :wink:

morris dancer · Postby **morris dancer** » 8 Oct 2008, 6:31pm

...now a nice pair of male legs and backside in cycling shorts...

bikely-challenged · Postby **bikely-challenged** » 8 Oct 2008, 6:38pm

kwackers wrote:
Would you settle for muscles, looks AND intelligence?

Well of course the whole thing is academic as I'm very happily married. No man could compete with Hubby, obviously.

Phew, he's gone back in the shed. :wink:

kwackers · Postby **kwackers** » 8 Oct 2008, 6:44pm

morris dancer wrote:...now a nice pair of male legs and backside in cycling shorts...

PLEASE.

I'm eating my tea.

morris dancer · Postby **morris dancer** » 8 Oct 2008, 6:57pm

bikely-challenged wrote:
kwackers wrote:
Would you settle for muscles, looks AND intelligence?

Well of course the whole thing is academic as I'm very happily married. No man could compete with Hubby, obviously.

it certainly is, my new boyfriend doesn't ride a bike! but there is just something about him.... ( and i am not even being smutty)
and he doesn't morris dance.....

Phew, he's gone back in the shed.

jan19 · Postby **jan19** » 9 Oct 2008, 8:28pm

Tennis players are rather nice... Roger Federer is very suave, and Rafael Nadal is very fit indeed.
Not sure about Andy Murray though...

Jan

bikely-challenged · Postby **bikely-challenged** » 9 Oct 2008, 9:33pm

jan19 wrote: Not sure about Andy Murray though...

Jan

He's like Harry Enfield's sulky teenager Kevin.

reohn2 · Postby **reohn2** » 9 Oct 2008, 9:56pm

bikely-challenged wrote:

Hey! where did you get that picture of me!

bikely-challenged · Postby **bikely-challenged** » 9 Oct 2008, 10:27pm

reohn2 wrote:
bikely-challenged wrote:

Hey! where did you get that picture of me!

So you're Mr Warrington 1955?? Small world!

kwackers · Postby **kwackers** » 9 Oct 2008, 10:45pm

bikely-challenged wrote:
reohn2 wrote:
Hey! where did you get that picture of me!

So you're Mr Warrington 1955?? Small world!

To be fair to reohn2 the dates about right...

glueman · Postby **glueman** » 10 Oct 2008, 9:50am

Sorry to break it to the ladies but that chap is either gay, or you fancy a man who'd rather spend 8 hours in a gym every day than with you. Now wouldn't you rather have someone without the six pack but who'd clean the bike oil off the kitchen floor when he's finished?

bikely-challenged · Postby **bikely-challenged** » 10 Oct 2008, 1:25pm

glueman wrote:Sorry to break it to the ladies but that chap is either gay, or you fancy a man who'd rather spend 8 hours in a gym every day than with you. Now wouldn't you rather have someone without the six pack but who'd clean the bike oil off the kitchen floor when he's finished?

Hmmm, what a difficult decision.......

A veritable Adonis who's out all day so I'm free to do what I want or a bloke who stays in and fixes his bike indoors? It's tempting!

I had to think about that for all of a nanosecond. Definitely want the Adonis.

Definitely (even if he's gay).

reohn2 · Postby **reohn2** » 10 Oct 2008, 5:32pm

Let get just put the record straight,I'm not Gay,old, (well sort of) but definately not gay (though I do like road tops with a bit of pink in them)

Kwackers, yer dead lad!

eileithyia · Postby **eileithyia** » 11 Oct 2008, 8:23am

reohn2 wrote:Let get just put the record straight,I'm not Gay,old, (well sort of) but definately not gay (though I do like road tops with a bit of pink in them)

Kwackers, yer dead lad!

Would the bit of pink be the lady in your life, and not Fliss or Cherie? :lol: