Things I wish someone would make

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Ash28
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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby Ash28 » 21 Sep 2011, 9:52pm

A transparent bike frame (perspex, polymer whatever) with internal LEDs so you could change the colour of your bike to suit your mood. 8)
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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby JohnW » 22 Sep 2011, 1:23am

Battery powered laser, about the size of a Cat-Eye front lamp, which would fit a Cat-Eye bar-bracket and capable of vapourizing a motor car without trace. I'd soon make the world a better place.

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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby Mick F » 22 Sep 2011, 7:37am

thirdcrank wrote:A non-cycling thing I should like would be a device which monitored the volume of the television and when it was increased by the transmitter at breaks between programmes (are they trying to remain audible to people who have gone off into the kitchen or to get through to people who have mentally switched off? :evil: ) and then sent a loud noise direct to the big wigs of the organisation responsible. Ideally, it would sent an electric shock but that's probably a step too far. :twisted:
+1, but for that Awful Chris Evans in the morning!
His show is ok, spoiled only by his whining penetrating annoying prattle.
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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby reohn2 » 22 Sep 2011, 8:24am

Mick F wrote:
+1, but for that Awful Chris Evans in the morning!
His show is ok, spoiled only by his whining penetrating annoying prattle.


I got to agree,he's wearing very thin IMO so much so that we've stopped listening in a morning.
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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby Mick F » 22 Sep 2011, 1:04pm

JohnW wrote:Battery powered laser, about the size of a Cat-Eye front lamp, which would fit a Cat-Eye bar-bracket and capable of vapourizing a motor car without trace. I'd soon make the world a better place.
This was the prototype, but no-one took on the production.

Pity really, I think it would sell.

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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby cycle cat » 1 Oct 2011, 10:38pm

Calorie free chocolate that doesn't melt for carrying on the bike.
Ditto cake.
Thank goodness for soup.

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Re: Things I wish someone would make

Postby bigfoot » 1 Oct 2011, 11:54pm

Frankly I'd put up with the melting, It might not be dignified licking, but calorie free,,,,,,,,,,