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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 20 Jul 2019, 6:57pm
by Cyril Haearn
Not offended, Plus One
Cymru am byth!
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 23 Jul 2019, 3:41pm
by mercalia
The summary of this article
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49081786Two US police officers in Louisiana have been
fired over a Facebook post suggesting congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be
shot.
Clearly Karma at work here?
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 23 Jul 2019, 3:44pm
by kwackers
OK, what's the joke? Is it a play on "fired" and "shot"?
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 23 Jul 2019, 5:23pm
by 661-Pete
kwackers wrote:OK, what's the joke? Is it a play on "fired" and "shot"?
I don't get it either...
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 25 Jul 2019, 9:57am
by reohn2
https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... aggressiveWhen interviewed a spokesperson for the Short Sighted Seagull Society said "Sam Seagull,famous for his TV appearances in the SpecSavers ads has always had problems with his food,only last week he divebombed a takeaway vindaloo which made a mess of Paignton seafront next day,but I fear this time he's bit of more than he could Chiwawa" .
Sam Seagull was unavailable for comment and is nursing a sore throat and bite wounds
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 28 Jul 2019, 1:38pm
by Cyril Haearn
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A seagull picked up a chihuahua dog called Gizmo from a town on the English Riviera, -1
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meic wrote:Can I have Welsh jokes?
All the Welsh jokes that I know are about the English, so I have refrained from telling them.
Used to get hayfever when I was a kid, had a Pollen allergy
Got several colleagues from Poland now, I get on well with them, have no Polen-allergy fortunately
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 11:04am
by Cyril Haearn
- What do you think of ladies football?
- I like both!
Anyone find that objectionable?
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 11:11am
by 661-Pete
About as objectionable as the jokes that used to circulate when Brighton set up its first Naturist beach, way back in the 1970s (was it really so long ago?).
"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 11:23am
by Cyril Haearn
661-Pete wrote:About as objectionable as the jokes that used to circulate when Brighton set up its first Naturist beach, way back in the 1970s (was it really so long ago?).
"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."
That is of course incorrect
They come in many different variations!
Funny and harmless though I think
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 1:28pm
by 661-Pete
Cyril Haearn wrote:That is of course incorrect
They come in many different variations!
I bow to your evidently superior knowledge on this topic...
Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 2:03pm
by Audax67
My favourite:
She (in early January after a heavy snowfall): I'm just going out to scrape the car.
He: Against what?