Man Problems Help!!!!

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Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Edwards » 29 May 2012, 11:03am

Yesterday my wife has had an unscheduled stay in hospital. today I have a major problem I have never had to encountered before and am in desperate need of help.






















The toilet roll has run out what do I do?
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby daveg » 29 May 2012, 11:08am

I read your posts yesterday and saw this expecting the something bad.

You rotter!

No doubt someone can give you technical advice about cutting up some newspaper :D

Hope your good lady is recovering.
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Si » 29 May 2012, 11:10am

Have you a spare goose?

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Redvee » 29 May 2012, 11:17am

I had the empty cardboard tube issue yesterday too. I phoned a friend and he cleared it up for me :lol:

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby BSRU » 29 May 2012, 11:32am

Use the bedit, it's not just for washing your feet.

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Edwards » 29 May 2012, 11:53am

daveg wrote:I read your posts yesterday and saw this expecting the something bad.You rotter!No doubt someone can give you technical advice about cutting up some newspaper


It was bad see explanation below.


BSRU wrote:Use the bedit, it's not just for washing your feet.


Wish we had one I have to use the bathfor my feet. I did use the flowing water technique this morning but had terrible trouble getting my bum down into the pan. Must remember to flush before doing so next time.

There is no way I would contaminate my bum by using newspaper. Just think of all the things that Cameron has caught from being near newspaper !!!!.
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby beachcomber » 29 May 2012, 12:08pm

Good to see you still have you sence of humour. Keep it up. :lol:

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby tatanab » 29 May 2012, 12:25pm

Do not forget to hang the new roll so that the paper falls closest to the wall. This is the female way because it looks better. The male way is to hang the paper furthest from the wall so that it is easier to reach. The single male way is to put the roll on top of the cistern - who needs a special holder for a bog roll.

Having paper hung the female way will give you a feeling of familiarity and therefore comfort.

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Alan D » 29 May 2012, 1:48pm

Hang yourself over the edge of the bath and use the shower head. Don't forget to rinse the bath down afterwards.

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Alan D » 29 May 2012, 1:49pm

Don't tell MrsD2B that. She'll go spare. :shock:

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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby cycleruk » 29 May 2012, 3:46pm

Some where in the loo there may be one of these:-
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-kitch ... 3cc6d51147
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby al_yrpal » 29 May 2012, 4:09pm

You need to watch Jack Nicholson in " About Schmidt"
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby eileithyia » 29 May 2012, 4:39pm

Is that all... I thought it might be about operating the microwave or the washing machine! lol
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby Edwards » 29 May 2012, 6:12pm

eileithyia wrote:Is that all... I thought it might be about operating the microwave or the washing machine! lol


I have been told to keep away from the micronuclear thing in the corner as it works by some form of magic. Also it does not like me a it keeps exploding things.
I can not find the setting for plates on the washing thing either.
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Re: Man Problems Help!!!!

Postby gaz » 29 May 2012, 7:09pm

It's OK to mix white plates and coloured plates. You can wash plates on any setting, they will come out clean but not whole.

You can only perform this operation once per set of plates before you need to buy new ones.
It's got nothing to do with vorsprung durch technic you know ...


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