What To Write in the Dirt on the Back of a Van?

Valbrona · Post by **Valbrona** » 12 Dec 2012, 4:45pm

I can only come up with the almost-funny and totally un-original: 'Rogue Traders'.

Any ideas?

Cunobelin · Post by **Cunobelin** » 12 Dec 2012, 4:57pm

Clean me

Or more originally I have seen:

The only tool in this van is the one driving

Cunobelin · Post by **Cunobelin** » 12 Dec 2012, 4:59pm

There used to be a guy around here who hated dirty number plates and used to clean them!

fimm · Post by **fimm** » 12 Dec 2012, 5:01pm

"I wish my girlfriend was this dirty"
and then you need someone else to add in a different hand
"she is when she's with me"

(Hopes that the tone of this one is just about acceptable for the forum...)

thirdcrank · Post by **thirdcrank** » 12 Dec 2012, 5:03pm

"Also in white" is my favourite.

The most accurate I've seen was on the back of a delivery van on the lines "The driver of this van is the grumpiest git in Leeds."

BeeKeeper · Post by **BeeKeeper** » 12 Dec 2012, 5:32pm

"No prisoners are kept in this van overnight". On the back of a prison van.

phil parker · Post by **phil parker** » 12 Dec 2012, 5:49pm

A couple of years ago I saw "Cleaned by the NHS" on the back of a dirty white van...

Which although topically funny - I have the utmost respect for all the NHS workers!

rjb · Post by **rjb** » 12 Dec 2012, 5:55pm

A white van passed me today with the slogan "Dirtier than Jimmy Saville" inscribed into the mud splattered back. :roll:

gaz · Post by **gaz** » 12 Dec 2012, 6:45pm

Saw or heard of one once, "This is not just dirt, this is M&S dirt".

johnmac · Post by **johnmac** » 12 Dec 2012, 6:50pm

"Jesus saves"

"Better send him to United then"

nirakaro · Post by **nirakaro** » 12 Dec 2012, 7:16pm

Do not wash - seeds planted.

jezer · Post by **jezer** » 12 Dec 2012, 7:26pm

There used to be a popular one many years ago. "Free love, see driver for details".

al_yrpal · Post by **al_yrpal** » 12 Dec 2012, 7:39pm

"Jesus is coming"

And below in different writing:

"Quick look busy!"

flat tyre · Post by **flat tyre** » 12 Dec 2012, 7:49pm

On the back of a prison van "caution may contain nuts".

eileithyia · Post by **eileithyia** » 12 Dec 2012, 9:30pm

Oi don't encourage anyone... tis far too cold to try and wash my van at the moment :lol:

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