What To Write in the Dirt on the Back of a Van?
What To Write in the Dirt on the Back of a Van?
I can only come up with the almost-funny and totally un-original: 'Rogue Traders'.
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
I should coco.
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Clean me
Or more originally I have seen:
Or more originally I have seen:
The only tool in this van is the one driving
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There used to be a guy around here who hated dirty number plates and used to clean them!
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"I wish my girlfriend was this dirty"
and then you need someone else to add in a different hand
"she is when she's with me"
(Hopes that the tone of this one is just about acceptable for the forum...)
and then you need someone else to add in a different hand
"she is when she's with me"
(Hopes that the tone of this one is just about acceptable for the forum...)
Of course it's a race...
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"Also in white" is my favourite.
The most accurate I've seen was on the back of a delivery van on the lines "The driver of this van is the grumpiest git in Leeds."
The most accurate I've seen was on the back of a delivery van on the lines "The driver of this van is the grumpiest git in Leeds."
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"No prisoners are kept in this van overnight". On the back of a prison van.
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A couple of years ago I saw "Cleaned by the NHS" on the back of a dirty white van...
Which although topically funny - I have the utmost respect for all the NHS workers!
Which although topically funny - I have the utmost respect for all the NHS workers!
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A white van passed me today with the slogan "Dirtier than Jimmy Saville" inscribed into the mud splattered back.
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Saw or heard of one once, "This is not just dirt, this is M&S dirt".
High on a cocktail of flossy teacakes and marmalade
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"Jesus saves"
"Better send him to United then"
"Better send him to United then"
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Do not wash - seeds planted.
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There used to be a popular one many years ago. "Free love, see driver for details".
Power to the pedals
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"Jesus is coming"
And below in different writing:
"Quick look busy!"
And below in different writing:
"Quick look busy!"
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On the back of a prison van "caution may contain nuts".
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Oi don't encourage anyone... tis far too cold to try and wash my van at the moment
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