BigFoz wrote:Two tactics I use:
1. For phone calls "Ooh hang on, yes I'd love to hear about your offer, hold on a sec while I turn the kettle off so we don't get interrupted". Then simply leave the phone and get on with what you were doing. I've had idiots stay on the phone for 20minutes while I was carrying on with work (via my Blackberry) in the other room.
2. When the nice lady smiles at you leaving B&Q as you pass her windows stand I simply say "No thanks, our house already has windows".
My wife is cruel!
We had a phne call from a windows company who agreed they were "plastic"
She then spent 40 minutes talking about how she had a window in the kitchen and one in the living room that could both do with replacement, as they had cracks in the seals and leaked in heavy rain...... after some 40 minutes agreed that we could buy one and get one free.
However they would not give any quotes until they had measured up. AT this point she offered to bring them down
Stunned silence followed by "bring them down?"
Yes said my wife cheerfully they are the plastic windows in my tent!
His next answer wasn't very polite