At least that's better than the one about the bathroom scales...loch eck steve wrote:Its the wife's birthday next week , I never know what to get her but luckily for me she's mentioned she would like something black and lacey , so I'm off to get her some Doc Martins !
Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Brilliant ^^^^^
and a +1 from Mrs FW
and a +1 from Mrs FW
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mercalia wrote:[youtube]ZCFCeJTEzNU[/youtube]
Superb!
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?
She’ll just let it go.
She’ll just let it go.
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ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?
She’ll just let it go.
eh?
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mercalia wrote:ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?
She’ll just let it go.
eh?
Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '
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loch eck steve wrote:mercalia wrote:ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?
She’ll just let it go.
eh?
Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '
I’d assumed Frozen was a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon…
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ratherbeintobago wrote:loch eck steve wrote:mercalia wrote:
eh?
Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '
I’d assumed Frozen was a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon…
[youtube]L0MK7qz13bU[/youtube]
ok I think I have heard that song, but where does th balloon come in ? lost
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Some about the prince of darkness himself Joe Lucas
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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mercalia wrote:ratherbeintobago wrote:loch eck steve wrote:Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '
I’d assumed Frozen was a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon…
Ubiquitous, maybe. Phenomenon, maybe. Culture? Away to hell.
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ok I think I have heard that song, but where does th balloon come in ? lost
"Let it go."
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You know Frozen 2 is out this year?
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ratherbeintobago wrote:You know Frozen 2 is out this year?
O no please not more i've got to sit through with the grandkids
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ratherbeintobago wrote:You know Frozen 2 is out this year?
Frozen 2 - Melted!
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