Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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loch eck steve wrote:Its the wife's birthday next week , I never know what to get her but luckily for me she's mentioned she would like something black and lacey , so I'm off to get her some Doc Martins ! :D
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[youtube]ZCFCeJTEzNU[/youtube]
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Brilliant ^^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

and a +1 from Mrs FW
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mercalia wrote:[youtube]ZCFCeJTEzNU[/youtube]


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Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?

She’ll just let it go.
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ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?

She’ll just let it go.


eh?
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mercalia wrote:
ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?

She’ll just let it go.


eh?

Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '
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loch eck steve wrote:
mercalia wrote:
ratherbeintobago wrote:Why shouldn’t you give your balloon to Queen Elsa?

She’ll just let it go.


eh?

Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '


I’d assumed Frozen was a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon…

[youtube]L0MK7qz13bU[/youtube]
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ratherbeintobago wrote:
loch eck steve wrote:
mercalia wrote:
eh?

Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '


I’d assumed Frozen was a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon…

[youtube]L0MK7qz13bU[/youtube]


ok I think I have heard that song, but where does th balloon come in ? lost
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mercalia wrote:
ratherbeintobago wrote:
loch eck steve wrote:Believe it's refers to the film ' Frozen '


I’d assumed Frozen was a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon…



Ubiquitous, maybe. Phenomenon, maybe. Culture? Away to hell.

[youtube]L0MK7qz13bU[/youtube]


ok I think I have heard that song, but where does th balloon come in ? lost


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You know Frozen 2 is out this year?
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ratherbeintobago wrote:You know Frozen 2 is out this year?

O no please not more i've got to sit through with the grandkids :D :D
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ratherbeintobago wrote:You know Frozen 2 is out this year?

Frozen 2 - Melted! 8)
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