Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[reohn2]

Conwy do any better?

[colin54]

Conwy do any better?

Gower way with you...

[colin54]

Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes

Please don't don't sully the thread debs, clean jokes only...thanks on behalf of the the cleaning staff..

[pete75]

My uncle always said when one door closes another one opens. Nice chap but a terrible cabinet maker.

[Paulatic]

I’ve decided enough is enough and I’m not going to carry on with my favourite hobby. 2020 was a real trial and trying as hard as I did social distancing and travel restrictions ruined it for me.
Consequently I’ve put all my dogging equipment up for sale on EBay and I’ve got 16 watchers.

[Debs]

[Oldjohnw]

I understand that Chris Grayling wasn't fired at all. He was instead cloned several times

[cycleruk]

I never thought I would be the kind of person to get up in the morning and exercise....and I was right.

[pete75]

[Cowsham]

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[reohn2]

Seconded

[peetee]

The leading Japanese bike parts company are to introduce a new indexing standard that is said to revolutionise click gearing and “make obsolete every SIS system to date”.
They are to name it ‘Shimano Y-O-Y‘.

[cycleruk]

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