Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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reohn2
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby reohn2 » 1 Jan 2021, 12:04am

Conwy do any better?
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 1 Jan 2021, 12:11am

reohn2 wrote:Conwy do any better?
Gower way with you...

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 1 Jan 2021, 12:13am

Debs wrote:
Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes :)

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Please don't don't sully the thread debs, clean jokes only...thanks on behalf of the the cleaning staff..

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby pete75 » 1 Jan 2021, 2:19pm

My uncle always said when one door closes another one opens. Nice chap but a terrible cabinet maker.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Paulatic » 1 Jan 2021, 2:48pm

I’ve decided enough is enough and I’m not going to carry on with my favourite hobby. 2020 was a real trial and trying as hard as I did social distancing and travel restrictions ruined it for me.
Consequently I’ve put all my dogging equipment up for sale on EBay and I’ve got 16 watchers. :D
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Debs » 4 Jan 2021, 11:34pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 5 Jan 2021, 11:09am

I understand that Chris Grayling wasn't fired at all. He was instead cloned several times
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby cycleruk » 16 Jan 2021, 11:45am

I never thought I would be the kind of person to get up in the morning and exercise....and I was right.
You'll never know if you don't try it.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby pete75 » 17 Jan 2021, 3:22pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cowsham » 17 Jan 2021, 4:24pm

pete75 wrote:17-01-2021 15-21-45.jpg


:lol:

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby reohn2 » 17 Jan 2021, 4:28pm

Seconded :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby peetee » 19 Jan 2021, 6:44pm

The leading Japanese bike parts company are to introduce a new indexing standard that is said to revolutionise click gearing and “make obsolete every SIS system to date”.
They are to name it ‘Shimano Y-O-Y‘.
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby cycleruk » 20 Jan 2021, 11:35am

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