Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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The 'new' one is mildly amusing.
The Dave Allen sketch is best left in 70s where it belongs.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
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Every time my bike hurts me, I punch it right back.
It’s a vicious cycle.
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I wrote a book about reverse psychology. Don't buy it.
Debs wrote: 9 Oct 2021, 5:56pm Every time my bike hurts me, I punch it right back.
It’s a vicious cycle.
:lol:
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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
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An oldy but a goldy

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Debs wrote: 31 Oct 2021, 12:30pm Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Wonderful!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman.
He had a cat flap on his head.
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It was an Irish Triumph
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philvantwo wrote: 6 Nov 2021, 1:20pm 55835.jpg

I wonder where he got the idea from :D

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philvantwo wrote: 6 Nov 2021, 1:20pm 55835.jpg
If you ride too far from civilization you have the choice of safety or a meal for the energy to get home.
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