Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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Conwy do any better?
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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Gower way with you...reohn2 wrote:Conwy do any better?
Nu-Fogey
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Debs wrote:
Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes
Please don't don't sully the thread debs, clean jokes only...thanks on behalf of the the cleaning staff..
Nu-Fogey
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My uncle always said when one door closes another one opens. Nice chap but a terrible cabinet maker.
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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I’ve decided enough is enough and I’m not going to carry on with my favourite hobby. 2020 was a real trial and trying as hard as I did social distancing and travel restrictions ruined it for me.
Consequently I’ve put all my dogging equipment up for sale on EBay and I’ve got 16 watchers.
Consequently I’ve put all my dogging equipment up for sale on EBay and I’ve got 16 watchers.
Whatever I am, wherever I am, this is me. This is my life
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I understand that Chris Grayling wasn't fired at all. He was instead cloned several times
John
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I never thought I would be the kind of person to get up in the morning and exercise....and I was right.
You'll never know if you don't try it.
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'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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pete75 wrote:17-01-2021 15-21-45.jpg
I am here. Where are you?
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Seconded
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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The leading Japanese bike parts company are to introduce a new indexing standard that is said to revolutionise click gearing and “make obsolete every SIS system to date”.
They are to name it ‘Shimano Y-O-Y‘.
They are to name it ‘Shimano Y-O-Y‘.
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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You'll never know if you don't try it.
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Not sure if this is really funny or even a joke!
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Debs wrote:Not sure if this is really funny or even a joke!
I think its funny.
I've been racking my brains thinking what "help to buy available" means.
Free boat / mooring?
Strong arm tactics to overcome any reluctance to sign?
Glass bottomed living room?