Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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I've had similar problems lately, posting items first class to my family in Cheshire, and taking over two weeks to arrive.
It's not particularly funny though, as I believe Royal Mail had to close the Warrington Depot down to due staff contracting Coronavirus.
It's not particularly funny though, as I believe Royal Mail had to close the Warrington Depot down to due staff contracting Coronavirus.
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for any one thinking of breaking the rules eg wild camping, going on a tour, I suggest you download and use this mask
then you will be alright
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article22093343.ece/BINARY/Download%20your%20Dominic%20Cummings%20'do%20whatever%20the%20hell%20you%20want'%20mask%20here.pdf
edited added the .pdf extension to the url
then you will be alright
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article22093343.ece/BINARY/Download%20your%20Dominic%20Cummings%20'do%20whatever%20the%20hell%20you%20want'%20mask%20here.pdf
edited added the .pdf extension to the url
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mercalia wrote:for any one thinking of breaking the rules eg wild camping, going on a tour, I suggest you download and use this mask
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then you will be alright
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article22093343.ece/BINARY/Download%20your%20Dominic%20Cummings%20'do%20whatever%20the%20hell%20you%20want'%20mask%20here
My phone asks me if I want to open the downloaded file with Google Maps.
I didn't open it but presume the map would be centred on the Durham area!
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its a pdf file
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It didn't put the PDF on the end of the file name like downloaded pdfs usually have. Once added it opened fine.
The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!
The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!
Former member of the Cult of the Polystyrene Head Carbuncle.
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Dominic Cummings and a fart stuck in a lift,Cummings declares "good grief it stnks in here" the fart says "you think you've got problems"....
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
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Randolph Churchill
He had a non-malignant tumour removed. Evelyn Waugh observed:
“It was a typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant - and remove it.”
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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RickH wrote:It didn't put the PDF on the end of the file name like downloaded pdfs usually have. Once added it opened fine.
The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!
ah opens ok in Mozilla on Windows. ANy way I have added the extension in the url above and still works.
surly a must have item in your saddle bag?
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Hello Mike Sales, I think you'll find that it was Auberon Waugh that made that witticism? He was no nice person either! MM
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merseymouth wrote:Hello Mike Sales, I think you'll find that it was Auberon Waugh that made that witticism? He was no nice person either! MM
My source says Evelyn.
So do several others.
https://ricochet.com/555046/archives/quote-of-the-day-9-21-18-evelyn-waugh-on-randolph-churchill/
https://onlyfornow.tumblr.com/post/629449540/randolph-churchill
https://winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/randolph-churchill-appreciation-winstons-son/
This last one even specifies that he said it in White's Club.
To me it seems more plausible that Evelyn said it.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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I take your quote. I don't think Auberon would suffer a "Foot in Mouth Moment", seeing as he actually shot himself in the foot with a Sten Gun , even got a War Pension for it? Daft sod. MM
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mercalia wrote:RickH wrote:It didn't put the PDF on the end of the file name like downloaded pdfs usually have. Once added it opened fine.
The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!
ah opens ok in Mozilla on Windows. ANy way I have added the extension in the url above and still works.
surly a must have item in your saddle bag?
Opens fine in my "poncy apple mac".
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My Dad is in a home now.
Amazing isn’t it? - 89 years old and he’s still an active burglar.
Amazing isn’t it? - 89 years old and he’s still an active burglar.
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Debs wrote:My Dad is in a home now.
Amazing isn’t it? - 89 years old and he’s still an active burglar.
89 years old and soon he will be in a single room with single window