Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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philvantwo wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 5:47pm It's typical click bait mick f. It's more fun to electrocute yourself than watch that rubbish.
Mick F wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 5:48pm Sorry, missing that ............

My screen is black with that link.
Click-bait?
Just for a black screen?
This.
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There's a video of a bloke making the backend of a horse to fit on his tandem. :|
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philvantwo wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 5:47pm It's typical click bait mick f. It's more fun to electrocute yourself than watch that rubbish.
It doesn't conform to the definition of click-bate.

It's just a very funny tandem project that's a horses a***. (and about a tandem - on this; a cycling forum)

So sorry about your sense of humour failure :(
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Well I could see it and I thought it was mildly amusing, Debs, although I'm easily amused. When I was a boy I always wanted a Palomino - I was horse daft - but given the way my life has gone, these days I'd settle for an orange bike with white bar tape. :)
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I thought it was amusing. Reminds me a bit of this famous Dave Allen sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye8KXGa76R8
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Mick F wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 5:49pm
Mick F wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 5:48pm Sorry, missing that ............

My screen is black with that link.
Click-bait?
Just for a black screen?
This.
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Would you like help in sorting out the problem at your end?

It's an MP4 video on Imgur. (And well worth the effort.)

https://i.imgur.com/XmzwA0r.mp4

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Jdsk wrote: 7 Jul 2021, 8:55am Would you like help in sorting out the problem at your end?
No thank you.

I'm happy with my computers as they are.
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Mick F wrote: 7 Jul 2021, 9:05am
Jdsk wrote: 7 Jul 2021, 8:55am Would you like help in sorting out the problem at your end?
No thank you.

I'm happy with my computers as they are.
Here you are, Mick.

Found it on youtube. This guy is the centaur of attention! :D


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Thank you.

Rubbish, as I guessed it would have been.
Scanned through the rubbish, and exited asap.

No wonder my computer showed a black blank screen.
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So Mick F doesn't find the 'centaur' video (and pun) funny?

Well, that's interesting. Here is Mick F's most recent actual 'joke' on this thread:
Mick F wrote: 26 May 2021, 11:42am Was in the pub and the landlady was in conversation with us regulars and one chap remarked about how much someone we all know had consumed the other day. He's on the beer now, having been a wine drinker for years.

Landlady replied, "I see everything, and I hear everything, but I say nothing."

When I was a kid, we had a big ornamental tea cup on the shelf with other ornaments.
It was something to do with Yorkshire and Yorkshire sayings.
Just remembering it yesterday, it made me giggle.

Hear all. See all. Say nowt.
Eat all. Drink all. Pay nowt.
So that's funny? Doesn't inspire me to ROFL, I'm afraid. 'Stiff'ing a pub or resto meal isn't my 'thing'..... :evil:
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Sorry.
The chap on the vid talks too quickly and the lines are given without humour.
The pun isn't anything that lights my candle.

When you're in somewhere and someone says something that is part of the conversation that is part of the subject being discussed, it makes a big difference.

Watching an American talking too fast and using a pun like that, leaves me cold.
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Debs wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 3:00pm https://i.imgur.com/XmzwA0r.mp4
:lol:
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Come on then, tell me why you think it's funny.

I can see the "joke" but it's not funny or laughable IMO.
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661-Pete wrote: 6 Jul 2021, 8:35pm I thought it was amusing. Reminds me a bit of this famous Dave Allen sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye8KXGa76R8

I remember that one :lol:
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Much funnier! :lol:

Delivered well too.
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