I'll use this one -- thanks Debs
Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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I'll use this one -- thanks Debs
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What's shiny and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trom bones.
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Trom bones.
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I was amused to see the wearer of the maglia rosa listed as
Attila Valter (Hun).
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Blame his parents for that, after all he was (Wiki) born in Csömör, Hungary. I'm surprised that's not his nickname - or is it? - after all we've had a 'pirate', a 'cannibal', a 'badger' etc. etc....Mike Sales wrote: ↑14 May 2021, 5:00pm I was amused to see the wearer of the maglia rosa listed asAttila Valter (Hun).
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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I did guess that hun was short for Hungary661-Pete wrote: ↑15 May 2021, 10:03amBlame his parents for that, after all he was (Wiki) born in Csömör, Hungary. I'm surprised that's not his nickname - or is it? - after all we've had a 'pirate', a 'cannibal', a 'badger' etc. etc....Mike Sales wrote: ↑14 May 2021, 5:00pm I was amused to see the wearer of the maglia rosa listed asAttila Valter (Hun).
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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My friends think i’m obsessed with Astronomy.
Really ? What planet are they on ?
Really ? What planet are they on ?
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Does anyone know how long to cook those boil in the bag fish you get at the fair?
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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That's sick!
Reminds me of the hoary old one - equally sick-o:
Q: What turns from green to red at the press of a button?
A: Kermit in a blender...
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Was in the pub and the landlady was in conversation with us regulars and one chap remarked about how much someone we all know had consumed the other day. He's on the beer now, having been a wine drinker for years.
Landlady replied, "I see everything, and I hear everything, but I say nothing."
When I was a kid, we had a big ornamental tea cup on the shelf with other ornaments.
It was something to do with Yorkshire and Yorkshire sayings.
Just remembering it yesterday, it made me giggle.
Hear all. See all. Say nowt.
Eat all. Drink all. Pay nowt.
Landlady replied, "I see everything, and I hear everything, but I say nothing."
When I was a kid, we had a big ornamental tea cup on the shelf with other ornaments.
It was something to do with Yorkshire and Yorkshire sayings.
Just remembering it yesterday, it made me giggle.
Hear all. See all. Say nowt.
Eat all. Drink all. Pay nowt.
Mick F. Cornwall
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“And if thoo ivver does owt fer nowt, do it fer thissen”Mick F wrote:Was in the pub and the landlady was in conversation with us regulars and one chap remarked about how much someone we all know had consumed the other day. He's on the beer now, having been a wine drinker for years.
Landlady replied, "I see everything, and I hear everything, but I say nothing."
When I was a kid, we had a big ornamental tea cup on the shelf with other ornaments.
It was something to do with Yorkshire and Yorkshire sayings.
Just remembering it yesterday, it made me giggle.
Hear all. See all. Say nowt.
Eat all. Drink all. Pay nowt.
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Yes!
That was the other bit!
Thank you. Giggling and smiling again!
I must've been eight or nine years old when we had that cup.
That was the other bit!
Thank you. Giggling and smiling again!
I must've been eight or nine years old when we had that cup.
Mick F. Cornwall
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Todays Maths problem. George is 68 and his girlfriend is a gorgeous 22 year old. Calculate how much money George has.
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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Reminds me of the LA Maths Test.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).